tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post1515089126577160844..comments2024-03-28T11:23:00.578-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 2519Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-91904433990931520122017-02-15T21:13:35.555-05:002017-02-15T21:13:35.555-05:00Could not have Iris
Breaking off the salami
Feel m...Could not have Iris<br />Breaking off the salami<br />Feel much better nowAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-2142051060315226942017-02-15T16:02:35.781-05:002017-02-15T16:02:35.781-05:00Oh, thank you! I have to say, Boldface Haiku has ...Oh, thank you! I have to say, Boldface Haiku has renewed my own flagging interest in "Mary Worth". <br />Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-24945399668749128662017-02-15T12:43:00.567-05:002017-02-15T12:43:00.567-05:00I, too, love boldface haiku!
Inspired, I write:
...I, too, love boldface haiku!<br /><br />Inspired, I write:<br /><br />Mary, Iris drink<br />Sanka weaker than the tears<br />Iris cries dumbly.Zak, last name unknownnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-3323854408047660442017-02-15T12:24:02.019-05:002017-02-15T12:24:02.019-05:00I really look forward to your haikus now, Nance! :...I really look forward to your haikus now, Nance! :-) Ginahttp://dickensblog.typepad.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-42470942534388674492017-02-15T12:12:21.610-05:002017-02-15T12:12:21.610-05:00I don't buy today's extensive emphasizing ...I don't buy today's extensive emphasizing by Iris that results in the amount of boldface haiku. It's just too hard to be that emphatic while mumbling into a cup of Sanka...LouiseFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15129421107614192042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-48137372166837684052017-02-15T09:58:37.711-05:002017-02-15T09:58:37.711-05:00Nance, now when I read MW in the morning I recite ...Nance, now when I read MW in the morning I recite the Boldface Haiku and anticipate your title. The Muses certainly inspired you! (They've never visited KM.)<br /><br />"But the differences are too much" - ??? Wouldn't most people say, "We're just too different"? Whatever Iris is majoring in at the U. of S.R., I hope it's not English. KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-42244595918456716602017-02-15T09:45:02.279-05:002017-02-15T09:45:02.279-05:00I'm in total awe of Nance's Boldface Haiku...I'm in total awe of Nance's Boldface Haiku. This blog is the best antidote to the sheer terror the morning news inspires in me.fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-18997710448311594902017-02-15T09:20:28.759-05:002017-02-15T09:20:28.759-05:00WEDNESDAY
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled &q...WEDNESDAY<br /><br />Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Iris: Bowed By Grief And Leaking".<br /><br /><b>Had...Him...Who?<br />Zak. Had break up.<br />Care; differences too much!<br />Sorry.</b><br />Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-56407659192333989672017-02-14T23:44:15.809-05:002017-02-14T23:44:15.809-05:00Why does Iris have a clear slug (rare species, BTW...Why does Iris have a clear slug (rare species, BTW) oozing from her eye? Fairly creepy. I stepped on a slug when I was camping once, Had to go out of the tent for a bathroom break and...ish. Total ish.Delilahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04305544600791569495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-33116523832976643142017-02-14T20:49:02.347-05:002017-02-14T20:49:02.347-05:00I'm just going to say, in my best Bette Davis ...I'm just going to say, in my best Bette Davis voice, "Oh, that Iris ... <b>what</b> a <b>whimp</b>!" ("wh" used for pronunciation splendor).<br /><br />@KitKat: I dig the idea of splak-prune muffins! Too bad that prunes always make me splak ...Dawn Weston's Evil Twinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-84634750191661927532017-02-14T15:06:27.061-05:002017-02-14T15:06:27.061-05:00Can we back up here a minute? I think I missed the...Can we back up here a minute? I think I missed the part where Zak totally fell apart, started sobbing, and begged Iris to reconsider.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-71745680500847901632017-02-14T10:28:03.584-05:002017-02-14T10:28:03.584-05:00If Iris had played her cards right, she could have...If Iris had played her cards right, she could have waited for the Breakup until AFTER Valentine's Day. Now she'll have to spend the holiday twisting a damp hankie into her palm and watching Mary nod sadly... LouiseFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15129421107614192042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-49006430158067503232017-02-14T09:55:59.800-05:002017-02-14T09:55:59.800-05:00Mary: Of course you had to let him go. That isn&...Mary: Of course you had to let him go. That isn't a stray you had penned up in the laundry room, it's Mr. Allora's Siamese, Miguel. Oh, I'm sorry, did you mean Tommy is finally moving out? Then what ARE you talking about?fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-49406241839569264922017-02-14T09:21:51.523-05:002017-02-14T09:21:51.523-05:00Perhaps Mary is tiring of Iris and her melodrama. ...Perhaps Mary <i>is</i> tiring of Iris and her melodrama. We know that Mary always has freshly baked <i>something</i> at hand (kelk blondies, Splak-prune muffins, etc.), but she's only offering tea today. It's probably bad tea, too, like some unappetizing herbal blend that she's had in the cupboard since the first Clinton administration.<br /><br />I can't stand to look at Iris'KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-85276030801137493362017-02-14T09:09:45.239-05:002017-02-14T09:09:45.239-05:00"What are you talking about?" is a very ..."What are you talking about?" is a very un-Mary thing to say. <br /><br />She would be more likely to say, "Great! Come sit down and tell me all about it, and help yourself to some of these Caramel Mousse Tortes with Strawberries Arnaud and Irish Creme that I just whipped up."Smarmy McWorthfacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17158871186125198992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-38277464095948641762017-02-14T09:01:15.519-05:002017-02-14T09:01:15.519-05:00Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "There, ...Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "There, There. Tell Me All About It, And Don't Leave Anything Out Because The Letters For Dear Wendy Lately Have Been A Real Yawn".<br /><br /><b>...Had--<br />What? Come in; tea.<br />Tell.</b>Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.com