tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post2129098390445378564..comments2024-03-27T21:28:52.343-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 1,521Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-87317031482611351092013-02-02T07:03:58.731-05:002013-02-02T07:03:58.731-05:00Wanders, you have to a special Saturday posting be...Wanders, you have to a special Saturday posting because....<br /><br />Pink Chin Napkin is back! And is being threatened by Hand Towel horning in on its chinnish territory!!!!!!!<br /><br />Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!NonnyMushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13002605931071922474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-73682155964229406302013-02-02T03:09:14.926-05:002013-02-02T03:09:14.926-05:00John Dill's Story (as told by his cake):
I al...John Dill's Story (as told by his cake):<br /><br />I always wanted to be a girly girl. I just love pink and frilly things and roses and nature and stuff! But my father insisted I wear nothing but blue and grey and work in the family hotel. I got married and how could I tell my wife that I really loved <i>her</i> things, especially the pink things covered with roses?<br /><br />Finally, myDoodle Beanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14260372408379025442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-76745662772177978822013-02-02T01:02:18.716-05:002013-02-02T01:02:18.716-05:00This story seems to be edging closer and closer to...This story seems to be edging closer and closer to Aldo Kelrast territory. Fingers crossed everyone!<br /><br />Hopefully it will end with John Dill - after storming off in a rage and then eating the entire cake in an unrequited-love induced sorrow-binge - fatally crashing his bought-used-on-eBay, prone-to-exploding Rascal scooter into the side of Mary's condo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-5794580763127554672013-02-01T21:27:55.116-05:002013-02-01T21:27:55.116-05:00Is that a Dalek in panel one? Why is Mary making ...Is that a Dalek in panel one? Why is Mary making cutout cookies in panel two? And how creepy is the idea of the Mary ButterWorth cake topper?<br /><br />Some of the comments on the Plain Dealer link are hilarious.<br /><br />--Beagle VetAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-39179390626732603082013-02-01T16:14:13.839-05:002013-02-01T16:14:13.839-05:00Chin Napkin, on the advice of his agent, walked of...Chin Napkin, on the advice of his agent, walked off the set due to the inferior nature of the material.<br />It is unlikely that he will be back as it is wish to go back to his first love, the theater.Chin Napkin Groupienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-77355353587166779022013-02-01T15:32:12.272-05:002013-02-01T15:32:12.272-05:00He could've at least done Mother Nature in the...He could've at least done Mother Nature in the nude...she'd never wear a nun's habit like he's got her in.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-13738301694224772252013-02-01T15:26:51.210-05:002013-02-01T15:26:51.210-05:00I have a sneaking suspicion that this will all end...I have a sneaking suspicion that this will all end in Mary feeling smug.Captain Peabodyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15649162745798097841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-74421262746993508032013-02-01T14:28:34.411-05:002013-02-01T14:28:34.411-05:00Apparently John (Dill) stepped out during the baki...Apparently John (Dill) stepped out during the baking period and paid a visit to David Letterman's hair stylist. meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-7651484673040303312013-02-01T13:47:28.903-05:002013-02-01T13:47:28.903-05:00Oh, snap! Are we in for some unexpected kitchen dr...Oh, snap! Are we in for some unexpected kitchen drama? Or 2 months of Mary politely complimenting the topper?<br /><br />Maybe we're in for a courtroom drama with Mary demanding royalties for using her likeness.Inkwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07038360906323504354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-71903147752415909082013-02-01T13:37:47.055-05:002013-02-01T13:37:47.055-05:00What happened to Chin Napkin?!?!?!?!What happened to Chin Napkin?!?!?!?!NonnyMushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13002605931071922474noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-31529748473061786482013-02-01T13:04:28.337-05:002013-02-01T13:04:28.337-05:00Notice how in panel 1 Dill hits Voodoo Mary on the...Notice how in panel 1 Dill hits Voodoo Mary on the head, and Real Mary's eyes close in pain. <br /><br />This is going to be fun!birdienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-13854753241945465612013-02-01T12:59:46.389-05:002013-02-01T12:59:46.389-05:00Dill did not just create that little doll. It'... <br /> Dill did not just create that little doll. It's a voodoo doll he has secretly kept for years. He's had a lot of fun making Mary say, do, and feel bizarre things.<br /><br />Pay no attention to the man behind the cake. birdienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-84424127444026453882013-02-01T11:32:11.470-05:002013-02-01T11:32:11.470-05:00I think John Dill should skip the cake design ques...I think John Dill should skip the cake design quest and become a sculptor instead. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-70512244788802763172013-02-01T11:14:46.025-05:002013-02-01T11:14:46.025-05:00I may be new here, but what does a pink Mary have ...I may be new here, but what does a pink Mary have to do with nature? Good thing Toby, Dawn and Dr. Jeff are the judges.No Pink Cakesnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-12474798876672254692013-02-01T10:50:36.929-05:002013-02-01T10:50:36.929-05:00John Dill has inadvertently created a cake for a &...John Dill has inadvertently created a cake for a "singularity" ceremony, wherein a person proclaims their pride in having no partner. The cake topper is either a bride OR a groom, never both. Therefore, John has a subconscious awareness that Mary will choose neither him nor Dr. Jeff.fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-77802988176977428532013-02-01T10:42:40.720-05:002013-02-01T10:42:40.720-05:00The grey flowers represent blight, thus blighting ...The grey flowers represent blight, thus blighting the beauty of nature.Doodle Beanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14260372408379025442noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-30644113219821486882013-02-01T10:30:19.469-05:002013-02-01T10:30:19.469-05:00In keeping with the "nature" theme of th...In keeping with the "nature" theme of the contest, the cake topper is actually a representation of "Diana", the Roman god of the hunt and animals in general, who apparently bears a strking resemblance to Mary.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-19397221059625744412013-02-01T10:28:27.664-05:002013-02-01T10:28:27.664-05:00Now Stumpy Jim @ 8:47, don't get our hopes up....Now Stumpy Jim @ 8:47, don't get our hopes up. With John Dill the inevitable Stalked Story ending runs into some challenges. <br /><br />We recall that Aldo Kelrast after being spurned drove his Tiburon off the cliff in an act of drunken desperation. Dr. Jeff after being spurned simply ignored the response, acted as if it never happened, and annually repeats the ritual. The Kelrast routeDave in Parmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-43073057992912501192013-02-01T10:22:40.238-05:002013-02-01T10:22:40.238-05:00The figurine would be much better if it was pointi...The figurine would be much better if it was pointing a finger in the air with one hand and clutching chin napkin to her cheek with the other.Dave in Parmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-1097213866612782032013-02-01T09:43:44.273-05:002013-02-01T09:43:44.273-05:00Ah, the ever-popular bucolic Mary in a bathrobe ca...Ah, the ever-popular bucolic Mary in a bathrobe cake topper. Available now on QVC!pollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15010593399416010396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-36850217520560740432013-02-01T08:57:21.596-05:002013-02-01T08:57:21.596-05:00Is that figurine holding a bird? Then it's pro...Is that figurine holding a bird? Then it's probably a Saint Anthony garden statue with fondant hair added. No wonder the cake is heavy.kathyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11465604795711228681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-37972340494611883042013-02-01T08:56:01.124-05:002013-02-01T08:56:01.124-05:00I am torn between a gag reflex and any diversion f...I am torn between a gag reflex and any diversion from cake.heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-75608802239371153442013-02-01T08:52:40.556-05:002013-02-01T08:52:40.556-05:00It's only February 1, but I nominate the secon...It's only February 1, but I nominate the second panel for Panel of the Year in the next Worthy Awards. Mary/Mrs. Butterworth/Mother Nature in a fuchsia bathrobe just has to take the cake (ouch! sorry guys!). Of course, the first panel has real possibilities as well, especially with a TV camera last seen on the Milton Berle Show. Santa Royale: the Land that Time Forgot.KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-74314544015474066372013-02-01T08:47:01.888-05:002013-02-01T08:47:01.888-05:00STALKER STORY! STALKER STORY! THANK YOU GOD!STALKER STORY! STALKER STORY! THANK YOU GOD!Stumpy Jimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-24321330894506993892013-02-01T08:01:38.772-05:002013-02-01T08:01:38.772-05:00I was thinking a cross of Mary, Mrs. Butterworth a...I was thinking a cross of Mary, Mrs. Butterworth and the Statue of liberty.<br /><br />And for the love of God John Dill, please stop with the double entendres! This is a family friendly blog!<br /><br />Dave in Parmanoreply@blogger.com