tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post2688777764281224366..comments2024-03-28T14:41:29.014-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 2558Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-20498896028421983262017-04-10T09:39:36.211-04:002017-04-10T09:39:36.211-04:00Towel folding and line dancing by the pool. Sound...Towel folding and line dancing by the pool. Sounds like the absolute worst cruise we ever took. Let's just say this isn't one of the top cruise lines. But I'm sure Mary and Toby will have a tremendously good time. They even managed to score plates for their breakfasts.<br />fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-19523851702007825512017-04-10T08:04:33.700-04:002017-04-10T08:04:33.700-04:00Towel folding demonstrations??! I missed out on th...Towel folding demonstrations??! I missed out on that for this blasted Teaching Summit?Ian Cameron, PhDnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-46358503644802486972017-04-09T16:05:31.765-04:002017-04-09T16:05:31.765-04:00Will this cruise end with Derek lighting two cigar...Will this cruise end with Derek lighting two cigarettes in his mouth, one for him, and one for Katie? Will Katie then exhale the smoke dreamily and say, "Don't let's ask for the moon? We have the stars!" Sigh! ... I suspect it won't happen, but it would be nice ...DWET, againnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-45445800686681266322017-04-09T15:54:14.722-04:002017-04-09T15:54:14.722-04:00Mary's Helpful Hint #10: If your husband doesn...Mary's Helpful Hint #10: If your husband doesn't immediately bend to your will, take him on a romantic Caribbean cruise! For good measure, THREATEN HIM WITH DIVORCE! Every guy LOVES that!Dawn Weston's Evil Twinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-45737546255117340772017-04-09T13:22:11.648-04:002017-04-09T13:22:11.648-04:00Wow, nothing says "happy marriage" like ...Wow, nothing says "happy marriage" like threats of divorce at the start of your vacation.Garnethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00708117591028699227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-22419676260680648202017-04-09T13:08:16.258-04:002017-04-09T13:08:16.258-04:00What the heck do they mean by "Goodbye for no...What the heck do they mean by "Goodbye for now, Florida"? It sounds like a threat. "Goodbye for now, but just wait. This isn't over, Florida, so watch your back!" They're leaving from Port Canaveral, and I have friends who live near there. Whatever the Hoosiers are planning, it sounds ominous. Mary can't step in with these two soon enough.fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-92182446403954352312017-04-09T12:35:44.048-04:002017-04-09T12:35:44.048-04:00Wilbur (in the baseball cap on the pier) is desper...Wilbur (in the baseball cap on the pier) is desperately trying to signal that they're going to hit that big rock in the last panel.<br />"#*~@!" Said the captain. "I didn't see it! Which way to the lifeboats?"<br />meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-40010983861937734632017-04-09T12:04:16.556-04:002017-04-09T12:04:16.556-04:00"Goodbye for now, Florida!"
Who would e...<br />"Goodbye for now, Florida!"<br /><br />Who would ever say such a thing? What would possess somebody to utter anything that pointless? If you were lifting off the runway after a layover at O'Hare, would it ever occur to you to look out the window and say, "Goodbye for now, Illinois!"<br /><br />This strip has never been more banal than it has in the past month. <br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-23220707592160414912017-04-09T11:49:45.288-04:002017-04-09T11:49:45.288-04:00Sunday
So much talk about today and no guarantee ...Sunday<br /><br />So much talk about today and no guarantee about tomorrow - who's going to fall overboard, or be diagnosed with lung cancer?KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-52296164736434961172017-04-08T15:55:07.074-04:002017-04-08T15:55:07.074-04:00Helpful Hint #9: Be sure to be REALLY NICE to your...Helpful Hint #9: Be sure to be REALLY NICE to your DEAR FRIEND when "cruising" ... be sure to share SPECIAL MOMENTS with her ... otherwise, she might just throw you over the balcony into DAVY JONES'S LOCKER!!!!<br /><br />Hmmm ... didn't Toby say they were supposed to go "on deck NOW" to watch the ship leaving port? Now they just seem to be on their own balcony. I Dawn Weston's Evil Twinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-91201983738130319622017-04-08T12:26:55.374-04:002017-04-08T12:26:55.374-04:00SATURDAY
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled &qu...SATURDAY<br /><br />Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Are We There Yet?".<br /><br /><b>Fortunate!<br />Me too, beautiful!<br />Darling, memorable!<br />Anywhere, you!</b>Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-2649464630154423632017-04-07T22:37:44.353-04:002017-04-07T22:37:44.353-04:00Helpful Hint #8: If you're bored, travel with ...Helpful Hint #8: If you're bored, travel with a DEAR FRIEND who is EASILY ENTERTAINED and everything will suddenly seem EXCITING!!!<br /><br />(Also, if you read the dialogue out loud and raise your voice for the bolded words, it sounds especially ROBOTIC!)Dawn Weston's Evil Twinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-47714464770115017402017-04-07T20:56:10.010-04:002017-04-07T20:56:10.010-04:00The conversation between these two twits could not...The conversation between these two twits could not pass the Turing Test. They would both be judged to be robots. Or maybe "row-bots" as they'll both likely be in a lifeboat before this is over.Yahoonskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03845597678300067750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-13428820796505577152017-04-07T16:12:14.509-04:002017-04-07T16:12:14.509-04:00Hmmm.. It occurs to me that Mary and Toby must hav...Hmmm.. It occurs to me that Mary and Toby must have paid extra for the larger stateroom... No cruise I was ever on had as much space between the beds and the desk as this one does... Looks like a regular hotel room. Maybe they aren't REALLY on a boat after all. Maybe it's just a re-make of "Total Recall"....LouiseFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15129421107614192042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-34275623468336619952017-04-07T13:13:18.703-04:002017-04-07T13:13:18.703-04:00Look, said Dick.
See it Go.
See it go up.
Jane sai...<br />Look, said Dick.<br />See it Go.<br />See it go up.<br />Jane said, Oh Look!<br />See it go.<br />See it go up."<br />Up Up, said Sally.<br />See Spot run.Chin Napkin Groupienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-58303600856979812342017-04-07T10:56:50.535-04:002017-04-07T10:56:50.535-04:00If this cruise is anything like the Carnival cruis...If this cruise is anything like the Carnival cruise that my spouse's parents took us on several years ago, we can look forward to crowded dining facilities, drunk passengers, hairy backs, and small dirty rooms! S. Rosenbergnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-36000484382640107002017-04-07T10:43:21.697-04:002017-04-07T10:43:21.697-04:00Questions: (1) How old is Toby? (I'm thinking ...Questions: (1) How old is Toby? (I'm thinking mid- to late 40s.) (2) Does she have any friends besides her Dear Friend Mary? KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-26575776093853349702017-04-07T10:04:38.010-04:002017-04-07T10:04:38.010-04:00I think it's an especially warm and special mo...I think it's an especially warm and special moment to see Mary and Toby holding hands.tkrafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11015951561182791349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-68990463164886126912017-04-07T09:24:25.357-04:002017-04-07T09:24:25.357-04:00Mary seems to be wearing an outfit from the Goodwi...Mary seems to be wearing an outfit from the Goodwill Cruise Collection 1982. meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-88939877385165126992017-04-07T09:18:38.047-04:002017-04-07T09:18:38.047-04:00The room looks reasonable, Mary and Toby, not so m...The room looks reasonable, Mary and Toby, not so much. I enjoyed cruise vacations very much, because realprof and I loved each other's company, and were never bored. But it wouldn't have made a riveting narrative to recount to anyone else. We didn't want any drama, just relaxation. So Mary better get to the meddling, or we're all going to fall asleep in our deck chairs. (Don&fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-47200933555803710002017-04-07T09:07:08.478-04:002017-04-07T09:07:08.478-04:00Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Next In...Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Next In Our Cruise Manuals: Luggage".<br /><br /><b>Very nice! Comfortable.<br />Leaving now!<br />Suitcases outside, pull away!<br />Exciting! Forward!</b>Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-82304943273166761772017-04-07T09:04:48.016-04:002017-04-07T09:04:48.016-04:00"You know, Toby, you're getting a little ...<br />"You know, Toby, you're getting a little pushy, always telling me what we're going to do next. Let's not forget who the alpha female is. I call the shots, sweetheart, you're just along for the ride. Now get busy and check these mattresses for bedbugs."<br /><br />-- S. McW.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-73521703128370052142017-04-07T08:48:50.184-04:002017-04-07T08:48:50.184-04:00"Um, Toby....Dear Friend, you're not just..."Um, Toby....<b>Dear Friend</b>, you're not just going to leave <b>our luggage</b> out in the corridor, are you?Toots McGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09159829180195311345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-39976131000665003162017-04-07T08:23:58.052-04:002017-04-07T08:23:58.052-04:00This may be the slowest moving storyline of all ti...This may be the slowest moving storyline of all time. How many more days will it take for the boat to actually leave the harbor?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com