tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post3602024759598805605..comments2024-03-28T14:41:29.014-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 1,602Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-86753130133123046162013-05-28T21:20:46.965-04:002013-05-28T21:20:46.965-04:00I've fallen, and I can't get up!I've fallen, and I can't get up!limber Joenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-36198595471757336782013-05-28T19:44:52.645-04:002013-05-28T19:44:52.645-04:00Beth, listen to me.. grab a pillow from the sofa.....Beth, listen to me.. grab a pillow from the sofa..press it against Mom's face.. If she struggles, you know who you're dealing with.. If she doesn't..well.. Either way..Que sera sera.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-11058331863601139592013-05-28T15:59:28.946-04:002013-05-28T15:59:28.946-04:00How nice of Elinor/Skelinor to use vital resources...How nice of Elinor/Skelinor to use vital resources like 911 and the ambulance for her little drama queen ploy. I hope they use the defibrillator on her...JustSayin'noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-74853463654229352822013-05-28T15:00:09.603-04:002013-05-28T15:00:09.603-04:00"Condo number? We're Building B; I told ..."Condo number? We're Building B; I told you. Just follow the meddling white haired lady with the knotted cravat and you'll be sure to find us."<br /><br />It could be a cane, but hopefully that's a hook to mercifully extract Beth from this plot.Dave in Parmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-36674688146785795792013-05-28T11:52:02.313-04:002013-05-28T11:52:02.313-04:00Blue rug, orange couch, green walls, pink curtains...Blue rug, orange couch, green walls, pink curtains...it's enough to make anyone pass out. (Or, in Moy's terminology, be "stricken".)<br /><br />Nice ceiling, though.fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-76425057805158641112013-05-28T11:09:59.829-04:002013-05-28T11:09:59.829-04:00Make that Santa Royale Oblivion...I don't want...Make that Santa Royale Oblivion...I don't want the S.R. Chamber of Commerce on my back.KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-78459003543488218852013-05-28T11:08:37.746-04:002013-05-28T11:08:37.746-04:00I wonder if the ambulance will take Elinor to Moun...I wonder if the ambulance will take Elinor to Mountview Hospital. Maybe the assorted Drs. Corey/Corey-Hewlett will be pressed into service. We remember them, but Karen Moy has consigned them to Santa Royal Oblivion.<br /><br />Meanwhile, Elinor's shape-shifting cane has shrunk.KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-2184716684986610482013-05-28T10:28:49.097-04:002013-05-28T10:28:49.097-04:00MONDAY
I hope the EMTs step all over Beth's u...MONDAY<br /><br />I hope the EMTs step all over Beth's ugly purse.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-568812053236859472013-05-28T02:14:08.178-04:002013-05-28T02:14:08.178-04:00What old lady would be capable of falling like tha...What old lady would be capable of falling like that without fear of broken bones? That is truly impressive. Maybe Elinor should consider an acting career.birdienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-14318707787578921162013-05-27T19:32:05.227-04:002013-05-27T19:32:05.227-04:00Sandi Ego- re: Lassie. That would only work if El...Sandi Ego- re: Lassie. That would only work if Elinor had fallen down a well.meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-17880784587444416422013-05-27T12:31:21.942-04:002013-05-27T12:31:21.942-04:00So Beth is Lassie now. Maybe she can run to the ne...So Beth is Lassie now. Maybe she can run to the nearest fire station to summon help.Sandi Egohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17988736004560390795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-58329438597430077932013-05-27T11:16:46.113-04:002013-05-27T11:16:46.113-04:00I don't want Beth to call 911. I want her to ...I don't want Beth to call 911. I want her to get Mary. Then Mary can deduce with her magic powers that Elinor is malingering. Yes! Then there can be a Mary-Elinor smackdown. Please?MissScarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425930256502450179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-36380783082217994502013-05-27T10:17:47.122-04:002013-05-27T10:17:47.122-04:00"I'm going to get help..." Has BethD..."I'm going to get help..." Has BethDear ever heard of something called Dial 9-1-1?kathyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11465604795711228681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-35595978077478592882013-05-27T09:48:12.679-04:002013-05-27T09:48:12.679-04:00This plot is so ridiculous, I can't bring myse...This plot is so ridiculous, I can't bring myself to comment on it today. The only thing I'll offer is another Beth look-a-like: Honey Huan, from Doonesbury: http://doonesbury.slate.com/strip/cast/member/22<br /><br />If Elinor dies, I hope she takes Beth and Tom with her.KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-19376943581251148482013-05-27T02:01:11.248-04:002013-05-27T02:01:11.248-04:00In Sunday's strip, it looks like Elinor is fei...In Sunday's strip, it looks like Elinor is feigning a heart attack. In Monday's strip, it looks like Beth may have whacked her with the door.<br /><br />Please, please, let it be the latter!<br /><br />--Beagle VetAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-55237163297069422932013-05-26T23:29:25.529-04:002013-05-26T23:29:25.529-04:00Welcome to my party, Beth dear. What have I been r...Welcome to my party, Beth dear. What have I been reading while you have been seeing Tom? Oh, a little Poe. That mortar, oh nothing. Lets visit the basement for a while. Those bricks? Oh, nothing to worry about. Read me your new romance novel, Beth, as I put up the bricks, one by one. Can't breathe, Beth? here, nibble on a carrot. I know how you like them.Chester the Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13777313278479395757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-52191463545827379232013-05-26T14:19:11.323-04:002013-05-26T14:19:11.323-04:00Sunday: "Quick! She needs mouth to mouth res...Sunday: "Quick! She needs mouth to mouth resuscitation! Someone call a Doctor! Where's I an?"<br /><br />That should call Elinor's bluff in a hurry.Dave in Parmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-59184993115953612372013-05-26T11:33:05.373-04:002013-05-26T11:33:05.373-04:00I agree, Patti - "I would have gotten away wi...I agree, Patti - "I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids." <br /><br />And after they find sweet-natured Elinor tied to a chair in the attic, Beth remembers that her mom has always loved asparagus. <br /><br />There is no other ending in which Beth and Tom could possibly live happily ever after.Bricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-68491974134180378872013-05-25T22:16:07.104-04:002013-05-25T22:16:07.104-04:00Brick, I would give ANYTHING to have this "st...Brick, I would give ANYTHING to have this "story" end with Beth saying, "Now let's see who my mom REALLY is", pull off the mask and find out she's really Mr. Dithers, the creepy guy who runs the carnival.TeacherPattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17873195451474843927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-46569507498969588892013-05-25T14:02:39.746-04:002013-05-25T14:02:39.746-04:00Elinor looks positively homicidal. We can only ho...Elinor looks positively homicidal. We can only hope.Chin Napkin Groupienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-23531722026684372012013-05-25T13:35:37.893-04:002013-05-25T13:35:37.893-04:00Or Beth will be scared from Tom's place by a s...Or Beth will be scared from Tom's place by a sour-smelling purple phantom, which turns out to be Elinor and a few mirrors.Bricknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-8432517383411717172013-05-25T12:35:58.965-04:002013-05-25T12:35:58.965-04:00There are so many ways Elinor/Skelinor can wreak v...There are so many ways Elinor/Skelinor can wreak vengeance on that MAN--but will she be murderous or insidious? Actually, I kinda see her planting some sort of phony evidence that Tom is a cheat and a philanderer. Of course, weak-minded Beth will believe this without question. fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-10807189506344022052013-05-25T12:13:04.731-04:002013-05-25T12:13:04.731-04:00You know the old saying if you want to konow how y...You know the old saying if you want to konow how your old lady is going to look. You need to look at her mother Ugh Beth's in trouble she's going to turn into George Burns.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12556341854888450039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-87107168761058652232013-05-25T12:03:06.416-04:002013-05-25T12:03:06.416-04:00Nice to see Elinor channeling her inner (or outer ...Nice to see Elinor channeling her inner (or outer actually) Christopher Walken today.<br /><br />Maybe she just needs more cowbell. Dave in Parmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-47062898302449665572013-05-25T11:45:41.910-04:002013-05-25T11:45:41.910-04:00Peggy and Patti - Bookworm Beth reminds me of Velm...Peggy and Patti - Bookworm Beth reminds me of Velma from Scooby Doo, and Elinor could so easily fit into that cartoon as a villain. <br /><br />Today's door, dresser and bud vase set the eerie scene.Bricknoreply@blogger.com