tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post5953001164538288385..comments2024-03-28T14:41:29.014-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 2574Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-43341156858736442532017-04-26T01:56:26.284-04:002017-04-26T01:56:26.284-04:00Oh, Derek, you Hoser, Entertainer Asthma is NOT fo...Oh, Derek, you Hoser, Entertainer Asthma is NOT for YOU! Who are you kiddin'?<br /><br /><b>Mary's Helpful Hint #26:</b> If you're falling in love with someone who's TOTALLY <b>out of your league</b> ... hold hands with your wife and whisper sweet nothings in her ear. Then PRETEND that she's <b>ESME!</b> ... The secret to happiness is DENIAL.Dawn Weston's Evil Twinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-14295167152713225672017-04-25T18:31:06.948-04:002017-04-25T18:31:06.948-04:00If Derek dares to tell Mary that Esme is a Goddess...If Derek dares to tell Mary that Esme is a Goddess then Mary's wrath will be severe. He will be meddled into the ground until he admits that Mary is the one and only true Goddess of Everything Good (and Nice).r u ok?noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-19727072177435357182017-04-25T17:02:26.509-04:002017-04-25T17:02:26.509-04:00I think we have two contenders for panel of the ye...I think we have two contenders for panel of the year.Wool Worthnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-54487661856748348252017-04-25T14:13:06.842-04:002017-04-25T14:13:06.842-04:00Yesterday, Wanders asked us to complete the senten...Yesterday, Wanders asked us to complete the sentence, "Life is...<br /><br />I think we should complete the sentence in today's first panel, "What a...<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-8759772799201464132017-04-25T13:16:10.596-04:002017-04-25T13:16:10.596-04:00You are so right, Downpuppy. Looks like she just ...You are so right, Downpuppy. Looks like she just slipped on a banana peel.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-48066291414702429172017-04-25T11:38:38.852-04:002017-04-25T11:38:38.852-04:00Sage advice for Derek, Wanders. Hopefully he'l...Sage advice for Derek, Wanders. Hopefully he'll listen to you. But, it does beg the question: Do your words come from simply great wisdom or.. ahem.. experience?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-28269507859894548832017-04-25T11:05:43.306-04:002017-04-25T11:05:43.306-04:00@yahoonski thanks! My husband wouldn't be cau...@yahoonski thanks! My husband wouldn't be caught dead giving Entertainer Esme goo goo eyes. Definitely not his type. Like me we'd find the dining area (which doesn't sound very appealing unless you like lamb chops, lobster and your food tossed on a tray); unlike me I would go shopping (and if Bargain Cruise is anything like what we've seen so far, the stores are probably akin Regina Wolfe-Parkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06465155647082439922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-59804993232460015812017-04-25T10:54:40.191-04:002017-04-25T10:54:40.191-04:00Regina: Gotta love a gal who's into Nesmith AN...Regina: Gotta love a gal who's into Nesmith AND Family Guy, but it looks like you've already got a beau - with whom you're perhaps dining on a cruise ship? Anyway, that Esme sure is a quick-change artist, or were we spared the conversation in between her first and second numbers? Yahoonskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03845597678300067750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-22252257410107111252017-04-25T10:38:34.726-04:002017-04-25T10:38:34.726-04:00@LouiseF--You bring up a good point re: Derek Hoos...@LouiseF--You bring up a good point re: Derek Hoosier's face. He is tailor-made for this troupe's mini-production of "The Phantom of the Opera."Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-12241064918579879382017-04-25T10:32:49.453-04:002017-04-25T10:32:49.453-04:00Bargain Cruise Lines presents: A Chorus Line starr...Bargain Cruise Lines presents: A Chorus Line starring our shipboard "goddess" Entertainer Esme.Regina Wolfe-Parkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06465155647082439922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-68144268197984123552017-04-25T10:26:44.145-04:002017-04-25T10:26:44.145-04:00Toots, you are right, Derek needs to get out more,...Toots, you are right, Derek needs to get out more, indeed. Doesn't he realize that Entertainer Esme is a recent graduate of the Pia Ziadora School of performing Arts and is knee deep in student loans?<br /><br />Chester the Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13777313278479395757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-57931576275546221032017-04-25T10:06:19.925-04:002017-04-25T10:06:19.925-04:00I have lost any respect I had for the hapless Dere...I have lost any respect I had for the hapless Derek Hoosier, who with his bedazzled eyes and orchid and orange shaded face, is reminiscent of another famous Indianan, Dan Quayle. Wonder if Derek can spell "potato" or if he is just too overcome with infatuation of Esme...LouiseFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15129421107614192042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-44144185204994179702017-04-25T09:12:44.127-04:002017-04-25T09:12:44.127-04:00Waving her arms and grabbing for the chorus boy...Waving her arms and grabbing for the chorus boy's ear aren't going to stop Esme's SPLAT - she's way past a balance point.Downpuppyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10312490198813632190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-80086561884093943352017-04-25T08:56:30.031-04:002017-04-25T08:56:30.031-04:00Ah, Entertainer Esme. Is that her stage name, or ...Ah, Entertainer Esme. Is that her stage name, or just how she's billed, sort of like Cedric the Entertainer? Another fresh-faced young college student earning experience and equity points on her way to a dream...of course, she looks a little mature, so maybe a non-traditional student. As far as Derek's reaction, this may be the first time he's seen a live performance. Up to now, fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-10372001787174565202017-04-25T08:43:08.695-04:002017-04-25T08:43:08.695-04:00It's no Pork Chops and Acrobats, but the Barga...It's no Pork Chops and Acrobats, but the Bargain Cruise Lines Salute to Abraham Lincoln has a certain bizarre charm, particularly Entertainer Esme as Mary Todd Lincoln in fishnet hose.KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-4167233435978334582017-04-25T08:31:16.366-04:002017-04-25T08:31:16.366-04:00I wonder if Esme has a last name, and if it is a S...I wonder if Esme has a last name, and if it is a State Nickname, like Buckeye or Yellowhammer or Peach or Showme.<----Best One.<br /><br />Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "Easily Impressed, But Then, He's A Hoosier".<br /><br /><b>What a <br />Goddess.</b>Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-1738100696270971842017-04-25T08:20:58.730-04:002017-04-25T08:20:58.730-04:00Uh-oh, trouble in paradise!
But I gotta say, Esm...<br />Uh-oh, trouble in paradise! <br /><br />But I gotta say, Esme and her cheesy act are smokin' hot, amiright, Derek?<br /><br />-- S. McW.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-18441829344645314112017-04-25T08:18:34.524-04:002017-04-25T08:18:34.524-04:00All I could think of when I saw this panel was the...All I could think of when I saw this panel was the beginning of Family Guy when the characters are in top hats and dancing the exact same dance.<br /><br />Toots, I disagree that Entertainer Esme is Broadway quality, I think she is more summer stock material.Regina Wolfe-Parkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06465155647082439922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-31189386593545494212017-04-25T07:53:43.737-04:002017-04-25T07:53:43.737-04:00Are you serious, Derek Hoosier? You are really goi...Are you serious, Derek Hoosier? You are really going to fall for Entertainer Esme? You need to get out more.<br /><br />Entertainer Esme is Broadway Quality though, so it won't be long before she gets called up to the touring production of Wicked.Toots McGeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09159829180195311345noreply@blogger.com