tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post6585670496286197247..comments2024-03-27T21:28:52.343-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 2935Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-4524374516376189182018-07-29T14:27:58.762-04:002018-07-29T14:27:58.762-04:00Thanks, Regina! The full quote opens up so many mu...Thanks, Regina! The full quote opens up so many much more richer interpretations of the strip.<br /><br />As it stands, Tommy, buddy, when even Mary Worth is giving you the brushoff, maybe it's time to go back to the drugs and alcohol. Honestly, between your dead end grocery clerk job, your inability to understand what you're doing and with/to whom, your sobriety is almost literally the TimPhttp://gilthorp.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-70982005652736306152018-07-29T13:57:09.259-04:002018-07-29T13:57:09.259-04:00I think that KM should have used Benjamin Franklin...I think that KM should have used Benjamin Franklin's "when in doubt" quote, which is "When in doubt, don't".<br /><br />Of course as usual, KM left out the rest of today's Mark Twain quote, which would have made today's strip even more ridiculous than it is. The full quote is: "When in doubt tell the truth. It will confound your enemies and astound your Regina Wolfe-Parkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06465155647082439922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-69730977261762883662018-07-29T13:30:06.317-04:002018-07-29T13:30:06.317-04:00KitKat, I was going to suggest Dr. Sweater Vest. ...KitKat, I was going to suggest Dr. Sweater Vest. Perhaps Mary is going suggest Tommy go to Pax Wellness Resort and join the sharing circle. He just needs to beware of Avocado Aggie.<br /><br />BTW, did we miss the "Tommy's a drunk" strips? I only remember his meth selling, Vicodin taking days. Is Tommy such a dope that he forgot those days? I knew we wish would could.Regina Wolfe-Parkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06465155647082439922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-16598717821159023032018-07-29T12:06:53.890-04:002018-07-29T12:06:53.890-04:00there is someone toomy can talk to after he tells ...there is someone toomy can talk to after he tells brandy... his left hand...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-1937498168049768502018-07-29T11:30:11.788-04:002018-07-29T11:30:11.788-04:00"Tommy, I'm going to refer you to 'As...<br />"Tommy, I'm going to refer you to 'Ask Wendy.' "<br /><br />"What's that?"<br /><br />"It's an advice column. In the newspaper."<br /><br />"What's that?"<br /><br />[long pause] "Tommy, who's President of the United States?"<br /><br />"Uh, George Bush?"<br /><br />"Great googely moogely."<br Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-31729258422164368372018-07-29T11:29:28.975-04:002018-07-29T11:29:28.975-04:00Mary borrowed Wilbur's shower radio. Today'...Mary borrowed Wilbur's shower radio. Today's quote was supposed to be "Here's a quarter, call someone who cares"- Travis Tritt , but they made the box too small.Downpuppyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10312490198813632190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-46044692363682208282018-07-29T10:48:34.940-04:002018-07-29T10:48:34.940-04:00How come nobody ever turns to Ask Wendy when advic...How come nobody ever turns to Ask Wendy when advice is needed? I'm sure Wilbur's friends (hahahahaha) know he is the brilliant writer (hahahaha) behind Ask Wendy. I'd think a young man, who is a loser, would turn to a man, who is also a loser, for advice rather than to a meddlesome old biddy.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09215357739975040295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-72012943025696295842018-07-29T09:20:41.290-04:002018-07-29T09:20:41.290-04:00Whoa. Tommy's such an epic loser even Mary has...Whoa. Tommy's such an epic loser even Mary has no platitudes for him.<br /><br />Also, dare I say it, I agree with Mary here. He can't hide everything forever. Frankly, this relationship is doomed to fail - Brandy has some serious issues that aren't her fault, and Tommy's too self-centered, immature and lazy to really help her deal with them at all. He doesn't really have Garnetnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-59545116616498408932018-07-29T08:55:10.741-04:002018-07-29T08:55:10.741-04:00Good observation, @Delilah! Mary seems to pushing ...Good observation, @Delilah! Mary seems to pushing Tommy to a portal, through which he might encounter:<br /><br />Pastor Peter Platitude of St. Anne’s Church <br /><br />Sweater-Vest Counselor (one-session “cures” a specialty)<br /><br />Wilbur Weston, singing in his showerKitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-85137709136411986172018-07-29T08:39:37.108-04:002018-07-29T08:39:37.108-04:00Mary must be double-jointed in her right arm, and ...Mary must be double-jointed in her right arm, and in a cruel twist of fate, her thumb is on the wrong side of her hand. Could this explain all the back-handed platitudes? *rimshot*Delilahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04305544600791569495noreply@blogger.com