tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post7484281590858801067..comments2024-03-28T14:41:29.014-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 2144Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-32543978269679765772015-09-20T23:51:48.693-04:002015-09-20T23:51:48.693-04:00That panel is terrifying.That panel is terrifying.Sandi Egohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17988736004560390795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-14104400402521614152015-09-20T18:49:45.933-04:002015-09-20T18:49:45.933-04:00Mary's passive-aggressive comment of the day:
...Mary's passive-aggressive comment of the day:<br />"There, there, dear. You're my <b>friend</b> and I care about you ... you're <b>welcome</b> to be her as long as you need! By the way, I just laid out the 'for rent' and 'roommate wanted' sections of the Santa Royale Daily News next to your plate of hard scrambled eggs. There's no rush, but maybe you can find Dawn Weston's Evil Twinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-68780655376082275782015-09-20T09:52:57.052-04:002015-09-20T09:52:57.052-04:00Why yes, Mary. How about one of your famous foot r...Why yes, Mary. How about one of your famous foot rubs? (Take advantage while you can, Tobster, because she'll already be pressuring you to go home by breakfast time tomorrow.)Yahoonskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03845597678300067750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-22422724888399555102015-09-19T23:28:46.160-04:002015-09-19T23:28:46.160-04:00Toby had too much Kelk for dinner and rips a big o...Toby had too much Kelk for dinner and rips a big one at 3AM. Ian, next door wakes and recognizes the odor and scent. Lost wife story over.Chester the Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13777313278479395757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-52876768114814552292015-09-19T14:10:09.814-04:002015-09-19T14:10:09.814-04:00New husband? How about Dr. Jeff Corey? Mary has tu...New husband? How about Dr. Jeff Corey? Mary has turned him down so many times (to his relief, probably), why not pass him on to Toby? When Jeff's not online "fundraising for Peace Village" (yeah, right), he can help Toby schlep her gray clay creations to art galleries. I can just see Toby's blonde locks being tousled by the wind on Jeff's ancient cabin cruiser. "Love isKitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-57787512112498483482015-09-19T13:55:11.325-04:002015-09-19T13:55:11.325-04:00"Hmmm, when should I humblebrag to Ian that T..."Hmmm, when should I humblebrag to Ian that Toby came to me in her time of need? Shall I slip across the hall when she falls asleep, or wait until morning and accidentally bump into him in the hall?"Mrs. E. Worthington Manvillenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-28204378010208499572015-09-19T12:57:35.995-04:002015-09-19T12:57:35.995-04:00Mary's passive-aggressive comment of the day:
...Mary's passive-aggressive comment of the day:<br />"There, there, dear. Have a nice rest tonight, and don't forget to redo the sheets with hospital corners in the morning! By the way, I can read minds, and I most definitely CAN find you another husband! Too bad Sean Hastings is already taken ... And Aldo Kelrast is no more ... Let's see ..."Dawn Weston's Evil Twinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-88559175744141454912015-09-19T12:07:31.454-04:002015-09-19T12:07:31.454-04:00Let's recap: Toby's husband has a sweeta#s...Let's recap: Toby's husband has a sweeta#s job at the university, where he is likely tenured and therefore has a job for life. If he's anything like our college professors, he maybe teaches three classes, has some office hours, and then does research yet gets paid five times more than me! (No, I'm not bitter...why do you ask?). Because of this handsome salary, Toby does not have TeacherPattihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06224889631717470886noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-40311961838883448952015-09-19T11:10:55.458-04:002015-09-19T11:10:55.458-04:00Well, maybe not an entirely new husband, but an im...Well, maybe not an entirely new husband, but an improved, renovated one. Mary loves a fixer-upper opportunity the way an HGTV host loves an outdated rec room. Just rip out that shag carpet and knotty pine paneling. (Metaphorically, think green jacket and chin beard.). While she's at it, perhaps she can rehab Toby, too.fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-79855637863287137202015-09-19T09:58:36.652-04:002015-09-19T09:58:36.652-04:00Bet the sheets in Mary's guest bedroom haven&#...Bet the sheets in Mary's guest bedroom haven't been changed in years. Bet they have that musty old lady-smell like the ones in my grandmother's house. Man, I can still remember what they smelled like. Phew! That'll make Toby reconcile with Ian pretty quick! Clever Mary.Delilahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04305544600791569495noreply@blogger.com