tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post7498306455239233986..comments2024-03-28T14:41:29.014-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 1778Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-71360015596274931932014-02-27T01:19:20.420-05:002014-02-27T01:19:20.420-05:00So hot! So hot! -- Must resist...must resist...mus...So hot! So hot! -- Must resist...must resist...must resist the charms of WILBUR!Iris Beedienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-64201671751238093612014-02-26T17:33:17.142-05:002014-02-26T17:33:17.142-05:00SantaRoyMart?!? Really?!?
And Tommy's reac...SantaRoyMart?!? Really?!? <br /><br />And Tommy's reaction is understandable in light of the fact he's had to sit there for more than 12 seconds with this merry band of idiots consuming food that is probably unfit for consumption by any carbon-based life form. Even the Dali Lama would probably go ballistic as well under those circumstances.WakeMeUpWhenItsOvernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-46345035658787276182014-02-26T14:31:40.850-05:002014-02-26T14:31:40.850-05:00Go ahead Tommy... stick that fork in Wilbur; he...Go ahead Tommy... stick that fork in Wilbur; he's done!<br /><br /><br /><br />Personally, I would much rather work at Santarget.heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-17060341497620295112014-02-26T13:07:47.222-05:002014-02-26T13:07:47.222-05:00Finally, a community that kept Walmart out by comb...Finally, a community that kept Walmart out by combining all their mom and pop stores into one big box--Santaroymart! I hear the random drug testing is pretty stringent, though, so I can understand Tommy's consternation.fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-84465672950648245212014-02-26T12:02:57.341-05:002014-02-26T12:02:57.341-05:00WEDNESDAY: Why would Tommy not want to accept hel...WEDNESDAY: Why would Tommy not want to accept help in gaining employment from a guy who can and has to not only turn his job masquerading as a female writer over to someone else so he can 'focus' on his ham sandwich making and attempts to get a date, but is ABLE TO get away with it with his employer? <br /><br />Dave in Parmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-85052926047361645022014-02-26T11:11:27.668-05:002014-02-26T11:11:27.668-05:00Wednesday
We have a strong candidate for Worthy A...Wednesday<br /><br />We have a strong candidate for Worthy Awards Panel of the Year!<br /><br />Heck, I wouldn't want to work at a declasse' joint like SantaRoyMart either. Doesn't anyone have friends at Nieman-Marroy or Roystrom?KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-63847068393532113672014-02-25T13:47:45.264-05:002014-02-25T13:47:45.264-05:00Wilbur's survivor columns write themselves. H...Wilbur's survivor columns write themselves. He simply follows around Mary and interviews the people who interacted with her and were able to tear themselves away.Dave in Parmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-214826948873754372014-02-25T12:41:09.580-05:002014-02-25T12:41:09.580-05:00Has Mary ever hosted a social event of any kind th...Has Mary ever hosted a social event of any kind that wasn't a festival of discomfort, unspoken tension, and general misery?<br /><br />That woman could turn the happiest occasion into something truly deserving her salmon-squares-and-kelk cuisine...Muscatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04657061324487851341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-75439493669954224512014-02-25T11:58:24.156-05:002014-02-25T11:58:24.156-05:00Iris' thought bubble must wonder "Do I mi...Iris' thought bubble must wonder "Do I miss Wilbur the Damaged Troll or am I glad to be rid of Wilbur the Looming Evil?"heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-69944408055203554512014-02-25T10:26:31.812-05:002014-02-25T10:26:31.812-05:00I'm kind of sad you didn't mention Melting...I'm kind of sad you didn't mention Melting Gremlin Wilbur in panel 1. That thing deserves a Worthy, even if you have to make up a category for it.<br /><br />I'm actually beginning to wonder if Joe Giella is working on smaller paper than he used to, because I'm seeing some misshapen art as of late that would be impossible to do if you drew it large enough.Inkwellhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07038360906323504354noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-3632381370299530132014-02-25T09:31:53.006-05:002014-02-25T09:31:53.006-05:00If we didn't already suspect that Mary is a ho...If we didn't already suspect that Mary is a horrible cook, Tommy's expression would clue us in. It must be worse than prison food. (Although Iris surely kept his commissary account solvent, so he got plenty of Twinkies and Doritos.)fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-69340409398941008592014-02-25T09:27:56.482-05:002014-02-25T09:27:56.482-05:00There is so much going on in the second panel toda...There is so much going on in the second panel today:<br /><br />(1) Wilbur recovers from the stroke he obviously had in the first panel.<br /><br />(2) Wilbur rattles on so long that he begins to drool, and forgets he should use his napkin to wipe his chin.<br /><br />(3) What normal person would say, "Right now I'm taking a sort of break"?Thorpnotizednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-20861992348460917352014-02-25T09:07:00.634-05:002014-02-25T09:07:00.634-05:00Mary: ...and I'm happy to do it. I really enjo...Mary: ...and I'm happy to do it. I really enjoy writing the column and helping people go back to enjoying their lives.<br /><br />Iris: Enjoying life is important. We should cherish every day.<br /><br />Tommy: (thought bubble) Life is brutal.Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-51090329298132857712014-02-25T09:04:51.001-05:002014-02-25T09:04:51.001-05:00Wilbur appears to be pressing a mask against his f...Wilbur appears to be pressing a mask against his face in the second panel. If he's trying to put on an attractive face for Iris, it's not working. <br /><br />Maybe Wilbur can interview Tommy for the Survivors column. If so, Wilbur better hurry. Tommy survived prison, but he may not survive this food and these companions. The looming black presence of Mary the Hostess is casting a pall. <KitKatnoreply@blogger.com