tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post7716808575876183800..comments2024-03-28T14:41:29.014-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 1,337Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-69741069162727666352012-07-01T12:27:47.992-04:002012-07-01T12:27:47.992-04:00Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
That last panel is the...Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!!!<br /><br />That last panel is the front-runner for panel of the year! Maybe even the decade!<br /><br />Although the Worthiverse "David" has much more of a six-pack than the real David.<br /><br />And now, I think, 'tis time for David to topple over and crush Dawn. Just as she was crushed by her imaginary relationship with Dave.<br /><br />--Beagle VetAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-39839149068872794192012-07-01T11:13:38.233-04:002012-07-01T11:13:38.233-04:00This gets my vote for "Panel of the Year.&quo...This gets my vote for "Panel of the Year."kathyohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11465604795711228681noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-76049395836982739842012-07-01T11:13:22.706-04:002012-07-01T11:13:22.706-04:00fauxprof,
Yes, today's strip was a belly-laug...fauxprof,<br /><br />Yes, today's strip was a belly-laugh and the last panel was the punch line.<br /><br />An earlier anonymous post said, "Reading anything into a Moy storyline credits her with writing skills and imagination, both of which she so obviosly does not have."<br /><br />That may or may not be true, but I seem to recall that elevating the Mary Worth strip is one of Mike in Clevelandnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-7637835490281028692012-07-01T10:50:17.619-04:002012-07-01T10:50:17.619-04:00@Mike in Cleveland: It's not often that my hus...@Mike in Cleveland: It's not often that my husband guffaws over Mary Worth, but this morning...<br /><br />Oh, my, how many of us are trying to make this joke and keep it family friendly?fauxprofnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-2124439425058380162012-07-01T10:45:24.453-04:002012-07-01T10:45:24.453-04:00(Sunday, last panel) Oh dear Lord, they're alr...(Sunday, last panel) Oh dear Lord, they're already in Florence and at the Accademia di Belle Arte, where they are viewing the original Michelangelo "David." Dawn's only comment is, "Reminds me of Dave." Uh, Dawn, since you are given to trivialities, are you referring to the similarity of the names? Because there is another trivial implication to your comment that is Mike in Clevelandnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-22850630872343701702012-06-30T13:57:13.117-04:002012-06-30T13:57:13.117-04:00Eev from Italy, have Dawn and Wilbur landed yet? ...Eev from Italy, have Dawn and Wilbur landed yet? Please let us know if you see them!<br /><br />--Beagle VetAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-8547332506255476912012-06-29T21:39:40.956-04:002012-06-29T21:39:40.956-04:00Maybe Siri is handling the column for Mary...Maybe Siri is handling the column for Mary...Dave in Parmanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-23185698698127289672012-06-29T20:57:23.710-04:002012-06-29T20:57:23.710-04:00Dear "Ask Wendy": I am a "guest&qu...Dear "Ask Wendy": I am a "guest" of the state in an institution and I don't like it here one bit! This place is brutal. Some old biddy ratted me out and now everyone thinks I'm some kind of perv and they give me all kinds of grief all day long. I HATE that old lady; I want revenge when I get out. Am I so wrong to feel this way?<br /><br />Signed, Wayne from GoletaVickinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-6053672365279132332012-06-29T19:29:27.206-04:002012-06-29T19:29:27.206-04:00There is a chance that the letter is actually from...There is a chance that the letter is actually from Prof. Ian "Chinbeard" Cameron, who probably has lost his bid for tenure and/or is embroiled in scandal at the local university.Joolznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-56927637210048007302012-06-29T17:16:12.392-04:002012-06-29T17:16:12.392-04:00Is Mary replying to the letter writer directly?
...Is Mary replying to the letter writer directly? <br /><br />Isn't she supposed to be writing a newspaper column?<br /><br />The Santa Royale Gazette could have just had a little byline "Ask Wendy is on vacation and will return shortly." <br /><br />I hate this longer word verification process.Chester the Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13777313278479395757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-58789419235305288852012-06-29T16:41:20.516-04:002012-06-29T16:41:20.516-04:00Reading anything into a Moy storyline credits her ...Reading anything into a Moy storyline credits her with writing skills and imagination, both of which she so obviosly does not have.<br /><br />You bots out there have to stop complaining. Real people have no problem with word verification.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-12672596462172606032012-06-29T15:41:21.399-04:002012-06-29T15:41:21.399-04:00Two thoughts on today's picture and story.
1)...Two thoughts on today's picture and story.<br /><br />1) I keep expecting bolts of high voltage electricity to arc from Mary's fingertips. Is it just me that sees Emporer Palpatine here?<br /><br />2) The great plot twist here is that Dawn is asking Ask Wendy for assistance with her miserable personal life, but she can't bring herself during two months of one-on-one time with her Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-91989033613819177432012-06-29T14:07:06.992-04:002012-06-29T14:07:06.992-04:00WendyMary is about as helpful as a fortune cookie....WendyMary is about as helpful as a fortune cookie. <br /><br />If all she's going to do is airtype generic, banal platitudes and one-size-fits-all affirmations, Wilbur could have just left a big ol' stack of that kind of junk and had his editor or assistant or a receptionist plug those in for him.<br /><br />Let's see if WendyMary uses this as an opportunity to recall her Heroic Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-8159218717266665732012-06-29T13:11:22.732-04:002012-06-29T13:11:22.732-04:00My,how pedantic the Grammar Police are today.My,how pedantic the Grammar Police are today.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-7163264358075217122012-06-29T12:36:11.301-04:002012-06-29T12:36:11.301-04:00I think I have some of this figured out: In comics...I think I have some of this figured out: In comics, when someone is talking or thinking, the balloon is cloud-shaped, curved outlines. When the balloon is rectangular, it contains text that is being read or written.<br /><br />Mary looks like she's playing the piano because she's working at a "keyboard." (Groan) Get it? More likely, she's so emotionally involved here, that Mike in Clevelandnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-54386860249291209012012-06-29T12:18:56.767-04:002012-06-29T12:18:56.767-04:00Oops - the GRAMMAR Police Caption can't spell ...Oops - the GRAMMAR Police Caption can't spell his own name today.Grammar Police Captainnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-67000207238977741822012-06-29T12:00:19.049-04:002012-06-29T12:00:19.049-04:00@Wanders:
In the secret message today, it should b...@Wanders:<br />In the secret message today, it should be "who's", not "whose". I'm sure your error was accidental.Grammer Police Captainnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-42990783403041641552012-06-29T11:37:27.863-04:002012-06-29T11:37:27.863-04:00I just wish the author would step up to mediocrity...I just wish the author would step up to mediocrity.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-77562066426853977182012-06-29T10:19:17.305-04:002012-06-29T10:19:17.305-04:00Does Mary always type like she's playing the p...Does Mary always type like she's playing the piano?Library Michaelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07103152081592187677noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-91534513797273383792012-06-29T09:53:12.072-04:002012-06-29T09:53:12.072-04:00Thanks Mary - life sucks, but not ALL the time - v...Thanks Mary - life sucks, but not ALL the time - very motivating.<br /><br />Maybe Mary is watching YouTube clips?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-12210282037590091322012-06-29T09:48:29.498-04:002012-06-29T09:48:29.498-04:00Where does one buy a computer keyboard like Mary&#...Where does one buy a computer keyboard like Mary's that doesn't require you to actually touch the keys to type? I want one!<br /><br />Sadly, what I feared has become a reality. We have to watch Mary sit at her computer, reading and answering the "Ask Wendy" letters, without seeing the faces of those who are seeking help.Thorpnotizednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-31405716908295382042012-06-29T09:39:48.325-04:002012-06-29T09:39:48.325-04:00Considering that Mary's banal blathering is no...Considering that Mary's banal blathering is not even remotely helpful to her supplicant, the exercise seems to be draining the life force from her. Really, the old girl is looking close to her true age.fauxprofnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-51258071925291428312012-06-29T09:33:16.351-04:002012-06-29T09:33:16.351-04:00Srsly? This part of the "plot" was real...Srsly? This part of the "plot" was really just an excuse for Mary to pontificate and... platitude-es-ness... extemporaneously?<br /><br />Take heed, Dawn: THIS life is brutal!heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-7574713841065596632012-06-29T08:36:09.993-04:002012-06-29T08:36:09.993-04:00I'm confused. Those look like bathroom tiles o...I'm confused. Those look like bathroom tiles on the wall. Is Mary now working from her bathroom?<br /><br />If so, I guess I have to be impressed by her devotion to the job, but you'd think she could allow herself a little break for the necessities.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-47682736740405430792012-06-29T06:31:56.750-04:002012-06-29T06:31:56.750-04:00They painted the walls too!
(FULL DISCLOSURE: I h...They painted the walls too! <br />(FULL DISCLOSURE: I have a vintage dresser in my room that was painted by an inept artesan THE SAME EXACT COLORS as those walls. I feel like I'm living in Mary Worth land.)<br /><br />Good thing you updated that post from two days ago, Wanders; I was about to congratulate Giella on his giant leaps forward in portraying the emotions of young people. I really Eev from Italynoreply@blogger.com