tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post7800910018126666455..comments2024-03-18T16:03:52.009-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 2938Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-15620616931447720942018-08-01T15:12:41.819-04:002018-08-01T15:12:41.819-04:00Fr. Silhouette, just cut Tommy off at the pass, te...Fr. Silhouette, just cut Tommy off at the pass, tell him to say an entire rosary and send him on his way or else you’ll have two weeks worth of him saying out loud what he’s been thinking to himself.Regina Wolfe-Parkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06465155647082439922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-88084490701978290372018-08-01T14:04:58.109-04:002018-08-01T14:04:58.109-04:00Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"Deja V...Today's Boldface Haiku is titled<br /><br />"Deja Vu All Over Again Zzzzzzzzzzzzz".<br /><br /><b>Criminal drugs, alcohol...<br />Horrify!<br />Past...afraid!<br />Hate too!</b>Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-26184567480687872062018-08-01T13:14:35.297-04:002018-08-01T13:14:35.297-04:00padre some vikes isn`t a sin it`s a blessing...padre some vikes isn`t a sin it`s a blessing...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-20836644186966442902018-08-01T12:55:25.547-04:002018-08-01T12:55:25.547-04:00Like the esurance commercial about posting photos ...Like the esurance commercial about posting photos on a wall:<br />"That's not how it works! That's not how ANY of this works!"<br /><br />Let's fast forward (please) and Tommy's finished with his ruminations.<br />Now what?<br /><br />The priest gives him dating advice???? <br /><br />Was there any forethought about this plot?<br /><br />It's a pyramid scheme to Steve G.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-16560313460612277522018-08-01T11:39:10.517-04:002018-08-01T11:39:10.517-04:00RobC - exactly! This is not free counseling. You c...RobC - exactly! This is not free counseling. You can schedule that for another time, Tommy. Sheesh.<br />Regina Wolfe-Parks, yes, I thought of the same Airplane scene!<br />If Tommy is Catholic I assume Iris is, too. You know, Iris the Adulteress. Now, there is a confession we want to hear!Sandi Egohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17988736004560390795noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-79747453603029229362018-08-01T10:40:17.857-04:002018-08-01T10:40:17.857-04:00Father Anonymous is still waiting for Tommy to con...Father Anonymous is still waiting for Tommy to confess an actual sin. Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09215357739975040295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-26084117399434111592018-08-01T09:22:51.318-04:002018-08-01T09:22:51.318-04:00I can't imagine, after all this time working a...I can't imagine, after all this time working at the store (too lazy to look up the name of it), that no other worker has cornered Brandy and spilled the beans to her about Tommy. Maybe she DOES know about his past and is just using him for free rides and unlimited ginger ale!Chester the Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13777313278479395757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-75024828002025693042018-08-01T09:16:36.924-04:002018-08-01T09:16:36.924-04:00Reminds me of a Simpson's episode with Reveren...Reminds me of a Simpson's episode with Reverend Lovejoy trying to avoid Ned:<br /><br />Fr. Silhouette: "Maybe you should try another religion - they're all pretty much the same."<br /><br />Mary say the warning signs early on and pushed Tommy onto someone else (anti-meddling?) - so how does Fr. Silhouette end this "long story" Tommy is recapping? r u ok?noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-87666320603507182262018-08-01T08:54:48.910-04:002018-08-01T08:54:48.910-04:00@kitkat, sorry I missed your post and posted the s...@kitkat, sorry I missed your post and posted the same thing! Great (Catholic) minds think alike LOL.Regina Wolfe-Parkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06465155647082439922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-30613973963001865762018-08-01T08:53:15.349-04:002018-08-01T08:53:15.349-04:00Fr. Silhouette: "You've been talking for...Fr. Silhouette: "You've been talking for 15 minutes and I'm struggling not to hate you as well, my son."<br /><br />I can picture the crowd outside the confessional, as Father Silhouette is the only priest on duty and Tommy's taking up his time with his sorrowful story. It's like the scene in Airplane! where Robert Hays is telling his story to a little old lady about Regina Wolfe-Parkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06465155647082439922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-88891794475923988942018-08-01T08:52:57.641-04:002018-08-01T08:52:57.641-04:00Tommy grows more repulsive looking by the day. If...Tommy grows more repulsive looking by the day. If he won’t cut that hair, how about washing it? Oh, yeah, Wilbur has used up the water allowance for Charterstone, possibly for all of Santa Royale.fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-26497114235304582312018-08-01T08:36:07.645-04:002018-08-01T08:36:07.645-04:00Fr. Silhouette: "Yes, My Son, I know all abou...<br />Fr. Silhouette: "Yes, My Son, I know all about it. Lots of people do. Some old woman was gossiping about you at our last bake sale. She told me you'd be here. But as for your problem, yeah, you're pretty much screwed."<br /><br />-- Scottie McW. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-23307069022450424222018-08-01T08:08:44.428-04:002018-08-01T08:08:44.428-04:00Father Silhouette: “I can understand how your girl...Father Silhouette: “I can understand how your girlfriend might feel. You’ve been talking for only three minutes, and I’m struggling not to hate you. By the way, any Vicodin abuse also?”KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-22366793168546440392018-08-01T07:59:07.518-04:002018-08-01T07:59:07.518-04:00Mary, Joseph and Jesus!
KIND and NUMBER, Tommie, ...Mary, Joseph and Jesus!<br /><br />KIND and NUMBER, Tommie, KIND and NUMBER.<br /><br />“Bless me father, I killed a man once. I dishonored my mother twice. I had impure thoughts 87 times. And covet, Father, heavy on the covet.” <br /><br />You approach the confessional with a contrite heart already having worked all this out. The Priest is covering three parishes now and Confession is only Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com