tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post8603816461170594144..comments2024-03-27T21:28:52.343-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 1,165Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-76814104025083905402011-11-06T11:58:49.299-05:002011-11-06T11:58:49.299-05:00Really? The Lemon Wedge?Really? The Lemon Wedge?Roberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241796091443881740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-4001290628450409712011-11-06T01:01:57.396-04:002011-11-06T01:01:57.396-04:00Toby's gone cross-eyed from sitting at The Lem...Toby's gone cross-eyed from sitting at The Lemon Wedge for days listening to Mary's inane chatter. Looks like Mary's dining experience has been a "sour" one, heh heh.TGnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-47377483668946009222011-11-05T22:31:40.470-04:002011-11-05T22:31:40.470-04:00Right now, protesters from Occupy Santa Royale are...Right now, protesters from Occupy Santa Royale are using Mary's credit cards to order pizzas and camping gear from enormousshop.com. Power to the people!Maude Findlaynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-74749956322770950612011-11-05T22:02:25.325-04:002011-11-05T22:02:25.325-04:00By the end of the week there will be no 70's h...By the end of the week there will be no 70's hipsters left undamaged by Mary's Charles Bronson-like revenge. I would like it if she punched Jeff once (or twice) first just to amp up a little more.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-73702646211691575112011-11-05T20:57:36.707-04:002011-11-05T20:57:36.707-04:00When Mary hulks out, will her string of pearls sna...When Mary hulks out, will her string of pearls snap, scattering dainty little spheres all over Restaurant?<br /><br />Or will the necklace, like the Hulk's trousers, inexplicably remain intact despite the great increase in size of its wearer?<br /><br />--Beagle VetPetuniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16304522265105244481noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-10467435634965623552011-11-05T17:59:47.623-04:002011-11-05T17:59:47.623-04:00I blame it on the Occupy Santa Royale protesters.I blame it on the Occupy Santa Royale protesters.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-20779963313694849902011-11-05T17:49:11.626-04:002011-11-05T17:49:11.626-04:00Does Mary have eyes in the back of her head? (Prob...Does Mary have eyes in the back of her head? (Probably) <br /><br />Did she actually see the No Eyes with Smirks couple lifting her Wallet (No doubt) <br /><br />But I have to say she's got no style. Vigilante rage is like, so 3 or 4 story "arcs" ago.<br /><br />Morty Seinfeld did it much better:<br /><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTGRlJwUHfw" rel="nofollow">My wallet'katybhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08618382969013587156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-12771618357596948072011-11-05T16:35:10.056-04:002011-11-05T16:35:10.056-04:00Mary can't blame Alison Kelrast for her lost w...Mary can't blame Alison Kelrast for her lost wallet-she was carrying an orange purse on her last apparent visit to Diner.<br /> I think Hell's Granny (tm Monty Python) is going out to confront the wallet-stealing. vest-wearing, peace symbol pendant- sporting, self-satisfied smirking Santa Royale adult delinquents.meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-87539698560574080442011-11-05T15:18:56.958-04:002011-11-05T15:18:56.958-04:00Oh, please, let the Sunday recap include a flashba...Oh, please, let the Sunday recap include a flashback picture of those shifty no-good-niks in their bad 70s clothing.Marynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-23805336721098752452011-11-05T15:07:21.171-04:002011-11-05T15:07:21.171-04:00@phoebes - tomorrow?? don't you mean we'll...@phoebes - tomorrow?? don't you mean we'll have to wait until a week from tomorrow to find out who Mary's mad at? Let's not move too quickly here, it would be totally out of character...Elainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09394110726844369758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-42454475166439954342011-11-05T13:23:42.686-04:002011-11-05T13:23:42.686-04:00Will we get to hear (er,see) Mary say the magical ...Will we get to hear (er,see) Mary say the magical phrase: "Those damn dirty stinking hippies"?meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-33687235116649233122011-11-05T13:07:29.682-04:002011-11-05T13:07:29.682-04:00In panel one, Toby appears to be smirking at Mary&...In panel one, Toby appears to be smirking at Mary's dilemma. "Ha! Serves that old biddy right for always sticking her nose in people's business!"Roberthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00241796091443881740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-46026617372028199992011-11-05T12:19:44.986-04:002011-11-05T12:19:44.986-04:00"Damn it, Toby, this wouldn't happen at t..."Damn it, Toby, this wouldn't happen at the Bum Boat!"KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-30417398720266422502011-11-05T11:41:13.686-04:002011-11-05T11:41:13.686-04:00Oh God, what just happened? One minute I was openi...Oh God, what just happened? One minute I was opening today's MW&Me page, the next I was passed out on the floor. All I remember is the vision of a bull charging at me and a pair of piercing eyes seemingly seeking revenge. I may be scarred for life!<br />Cool story though :-DShmoopienoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-87748370969112755642011-11-05T11:31:20.231-04:002011-11-05T11:31:20.231-04:00Connected pearl earrings must be the new vigilante...Connected pearl earrings must be the new vigilante fashion. That sweatshirt is all wrong, though.Imogenenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-75373110117002365712011-11-05T10:23:12.707-04:002011-11-05T10:23:12.707-04:00Dang, look at the size of Mary's neck, or, I s...Dang, look at the size of Mary's neck, or, I should say, her no-neck. Mary's got 'roid rage.fleanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-39863224174371621282011-11-05T09:59:38.799-04:002011-11-05T09:59:38.799-04:00We have to wait til tomorrow to know who Mary'...We have to wait til tomorrow to know who Mary's mad at?phoebes in santa fehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10083814964836187823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-13772559440836854962011-11-05T09:31:34.023-04:002011-11-05T09:31:34.023-04:00Steely blue eyes, flashing with the wrath of ages,...Steely blue eyes, flashing with the wrath of ages, burning with the fire of a thousand suns!<br /><br />Her AARP card was in that wallet!heydavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15509102502417886790noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-6590981323250955932011-11-05T09:28:14.872-04:002011-11-05T09:28:14.872-04:00mary looks like a samoan wrestler and cleopatra is...mary looks like a samoan wrestler and cleopatra is now in the middle of the floor what next ! oh myAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-78502497130490362382011-11-05T09:03:15.966-04:002011-11-05T09:03:15.966-04:00sorry, jmernl, I should read comments or else run ...sorry, jmernl, I should read comments or else run the risk of a double-dip snarking!Karen with a Knoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-52495237747978202842011-11-05T09:02:03.415-04:002011-11-05T09:02:03.415-04:00Mary Worth gets out her brass knuckles!Mary Worth gets out her brass knuckles!Karen with a Knoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-88851965758699674742011-11-05T09:01:56.736-04:002011-11-05T09:01:56.736-04:00Toby, Toby, Toby. If ANY old biddy was spasming in...Toby, Toby, Toby. If ANY old biddy was spasming in front of me, an evil scowl on her face, I would NOT be standing there thoughtballooning exclamation points. I would run. RUUUUNN, Toby! She's probably going to turn on you for prattling on about how SAFE you are.Pugginoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-41460676612939145452011-11-05T08:45:47.048-04:002011-11-05T08:45:47.048-04:00quite possibly the single most frightening picture...quite possibly the single most frightening picture of mary worth that we have ever seen.<br /><br />Today's WV is "bress" As in the first words from Mary tomorrow "...now where did I leave my bress knuckles..."jmernlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-56498384246183175512011-11-05T08:15:14.729-04:002011-11-05T08:15:14.729-04:00(per today's secret message): And she doesn...(per today's secret message): And she doesn't have to take care of a family! Which means she can be a vigilante fulltime! Unlike Dr. Mike's dear old Dad. Which clearly didn't stop him.Punkynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-45585595498154485102011-11-05T07:33:00.309-04:002011-11-05T07:33:00.309-04:00"Toby, don't make me angry. You wouldn..."Toby, don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."<br />As Mary's skin takes on a greenish tinge, and her lavender sweatshirt starts to split, Toby thinks, "Mary, I don't like you when you're not angry, either."<br />Mayhem ensues in Restaurant as Mary completely hulks out and starts to look for Johnny No Eyes and his moll.meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.com