tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.comments2024-03-18T16:03:52.009-04:00Mary Worth and MeWandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger62789125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-76558133435963305492024-03-18T16:03:52.009-04:002024-03-18T16:03:52.009-04:00Isn't it standard practice to read the dialogu...Isn't it standard practice to read the dialogue balloons from left to right? Because it seems Dr Jeff says "great as always" before Jerry even has a chance to ask them how their meal was which seems kinda rude. Frank Boothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01340144141270273985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-2574421358645768702024-03-18T14:30:11.938-04:002024-03-18T14:30:11.938-04:00Oh my g.... Can Moy drag this out any longer? Wh...Oh my g.... Can Moy drag this out any longer? What are we waiting for? One fork or two? Followed by a walk on the pier? Maybe they will be attacked? We can always hope.MissScarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425930256502450179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-14313269469615365822024-03-18T10:13:34.469-04:002024-03-18T10:13:34.469-04:00@meg, you’re on to something here. Perhaps all th...@meg, you’re on to something here. Perhaps all the dialog is being created by AI. fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-8692857617282796992024-03-18T08:15:01.656-04:002024-03-18T08:15:01.656-04:00Another week with Mary and Jeff? The only exciteme...Another week with Mary and Jeff? The only excitement will be anticipating if Jerry brings one fork or two.<br /><br />@meg, I meant no insult to the fine members of the MD’ATSTOA. I was just commenting on the Bum Boat. The past weeks have taken a toll on my snark ability.KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-59492219127504816492024-03-17T19:39:09.028-04:002024-03-17T19:39:09.028-04:00It’s obvious that Jeff’s dialog is being created b...It’s obvious that Jeff’s dialog is being created by AI. “I was more delighted by the Botanic Garden today than I expected”, said no one ever. Next week, the Coneheads come to visit and Jeff and Beldar enjoy a bromance.meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-11665401764873692812024-03-17T16:48:39.182-04:002024-03-17T16:48:39.182-04:00What is that? A tofu hotdog? A pink stick of but...What is that? A tofu hotdog? A pink stick of butter? But we all know how much Mary enjoys eating spinach on a tiny fork. She's so excited she can't even look at Jeff. And Jeff is so excited by all the nature that he can't eat at all. If Norman Lear had given us any of these 'pleasures' we would have turned off the TV.MissScarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425930256502450179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-54604651071934554472024-03-17T09:55:30.814-04:002024-03-17T09:55:30.814-04:00Wow, Jerry has really gone all out with renovating...Wow, Jerry has really gone all out with renovating the Bum Boat! I have to admit it does look a lot swankier with the huge plate glass windows everywhere (tastefully interspersed with pictures of the huge plate glass windows). Didn’t it use to be all shiplap and taxidermy fish? With the amount of surf & turf Jeff churns through I guess they can certainly afford Zaha Hadid’s retainer.Ian Cameron, PhDnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-47915418689220380712024-03-16T14:32:33.787-04:002024-03-16T14:32:33.787-04:00Hey! Wanna know who minds how predictable you are...Hey! Wanna know who minds how predictable you are? Me! That's who!MissScarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425930256502450179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-44364113539970023312024-03-16T10:58:12.755-04:002024-03-16T10:58:12.755-04:00KitKat:
Now that you have unkindly insulted the p...KitKat:<br /><br />Now that you have unkindly insulted the professionalism of members of the MD’ATSTOA*, just try getting a good table at your local Olive Garden! Those guys (and women) have looong memories. Enjoy your men’s room adjacent two-top…and your single crouton salad.<br /><br />*Maitre d’s and table showers to of Americameghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-16310060724961355132024-03-16T09:57:37.198-04:002024-03-16T09:57:37.198-04:00This has been the LONGEST week, and it’s continuin...This has been the LONGEST week, and it’s continuing.<br /><br />I also wondered if Jerry is the former proprietor of Jerry’s Sandwich Shop. That was eons ago. Maybe Jerry gave up on that and hired on as the maitre d’ of the Bum Boat, a position that takes very little skill.KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-43710774818987525092024-03-15T14:25:25.548-04:002024-03-15T14:25:25.548-04:00Jerry looks like a double for Chef Boyardee. Does...Jerry looks like a double for Chef Boyardee. Does the Bum Boat serve Italian sea food? Squid linguine? Frito Misto? Spaghetti alle Vongole? We have only ever seen salmon and surf and turf.<br /><br />And they do have their own table! Or maybe no one else ever eats there.MissScarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425930256502450179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-18567607079111395752024-03-15T12:38:03.424-04:002024-03-15T12:38:03.424-04:00Meant Sumeria, not Sumerian. Could also have been ...Meant Sumeria, not Sumerian. Could also have been from the times of the Akkadian empire, but nothing to do with Wisconsin. Tiny forknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-29696597610206273782024-03-15T12:29:02.726-04:002024-03-15T12:29:02.726-04:00Today I realized something I have probably always ...Today I realized something I have probably always known but repressed because the implications were too horrible. Mary controls time. The Mary-Jeff exchange of pleasantries and platitudes now seems to me to have been going on for months if not years. A small part of me, where there is still a glimmer of light, knows it’s really only been six or seven weeks, but even that is fading. Even as I Tiny forknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-40563634776878764692024-03-15T10:34:19.496-04:002024-03-15T10:34:19.496-04:00Wait! Is that Jerry from Jerry’s Sandwich Shop? ...Wait! Is that Jerry from Jerry’s Sandwich Shop? I guess he got tired of waiting for Tommy to clean up the mess in the restroom, locked the place up and bought the Bum Boat. I wonder what the restroom situation is like.<br /><br />(Or I may be misrembering everything, because that plot line was several centuries ago in Worthiverse time.)fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-84722351975893036462024-03-15T09:25:43.503-04:002024-03-15T09:25:43.503-04:00Mary's thinking "How can I insert Keith i...Mary's thinking "How can I insert Keith into this conversation". Frank Boothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01340144141270273985noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-44367188975619039852024-03-15T08:13:21.188-04:002024-03-15T08:13:21.188-04:00"We're both hungry for your always excell...<br />"We're both hungry for your always excellent fare!"<br /><br />"I am glad that you experience enjoyment consuming the foodstuffs that we prepare for sale here." <br /><br />"Yes, we do find most satisfactory sustenance in our exchange of monetary assets for the products and services you provide."<br /><br />Yeccch.<br /><br />-- ScottieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-56282556966208896512024-03-14T15:01:57.784-04:002024-03-14T15:01:57.784-04:00At first I was kinda worried if Jeff could see out...At first I was kinda worried if Jeff could see out of those windows. Something seems to be wrong with the glass. Then I noticed that he doesn't have a license plate. Humph! The Santa Royale police will have something to say about that.<br /><br />It's nice that you never have to make reservations at the Bum Boat, isn't it? They always have a table for Mary and Jeff. Of course, MissScarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425930256502450179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-5212334832474543192024-03-14T13:54:10.879-04:002024-03-14T13:54:10.879-04:00Ah, to live in the Worthiverse, where relationship...Ah, to live in the Worthiverse, where relationship issues are never deeply examined and people behave as if they are Barbie dolls, well, before the Barbies got enlightenment in the real world...LouiseFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15129421107614192042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-12563168365744008862024-03-14T12:41:30.790-04:002024-03-14T12:41:30.790-04:00Bum Boats are good.
She called him "Dear&quo...<br />Bum Boats are good.<br /><br />She called him "Dear"! That's the most affection I can remember her ever showing him. What a hussy.<br /><br />-- ScottieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-6899331920481827672024-03-13T13:06:36.017-04:002024-03-13T13:06:36.017-04:00Yeah! The Bum Boat! Can the end be far behind? ...Yeah! The Bum Boat! Can the end be far behind? Behind....Bum....never mind.MissScarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425930256502450179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-55726809385826568812024-03-13T11:28:50.499-04:002024-03-13T11:28:50.499-04:00The only way this dreck can improve is for Mary an...The only way this dreck can improve is for Mary and Jeff to find Keith dining at the Bum Boat. He's sitting with a blonde and a brunette, drinking root beer floats.<br /><br />"Hey, Mary! Great seeing you! You're not going to believe this, but let me introduce Ashlee and Shauna, Sonia's long-lost sisters! What are the chances, huh? Triplets!"<br /><br />Jeff immediately hmmmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12523499246869537060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-42440277414861072572024-03-13T10:14:44.333-04:002024-03-13T10:14:44.333-04:00The Bum Boat. What a surprise! Time for the salm...The Bum Boat. What a surprise! Time for the salmon entree, with a mixing bowl full of kale, a tiny fork, and much more talk of Keith.fauxprofhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06517754643773601799noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-50010567000713355102024-03-13T09:23:04.328-04:002024-03-13T09:23:04.328-04:00All this and the Bum Boat too? Come on KM - this ...All this and the Bum Boat too? Come on KM - this story is over.tiny tubanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-91390022420473394102024-03-12T15:35:25.380-04:002024-03-12T15:35:25.380-04:00My goal is to live through this story line.My goal is to live through this story line.MissScarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425930256502450179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-58394581813186803112024-03-12T14:25:01.972-04:002024-03-12T14:25:01.972-04:00So how exactly does Mary KNOW Keith keeps busy wit...So how exactly does Mary KNOW Keith keeps busy with his family unless she's using those binoculars left at SRCC by Ian's stalker, whose name I can't remember? For her part, she's clearly so busy making up a storyline for her neighbor, she doesn't have time to stop and smell the flowers in front of her. I think Mary's crying for help...LouiseFhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15129421107614192042noreply@blogger.com