tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post3685523104599273742..comments2024-03-28T14:41:29.014-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 2990Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-52683738901132449052018-10-17T05:05:45.751-04:002018-10-17T05:05:45.751-04:00Bulletin from Wednesday morning: Mary continues t...Bulletin from Wednesday morning: Mary continues to behave in a way that makes everyone hate her.meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-17873711292541112562018-10-16T23:07:39.617-04:002018-10-16T23:07:39.617-04:00We don't even know that it's Mary talking....We don't even know that it's Mary talking. It could be a sentient car, like Kitt from Knight Rider. Except instead of doing anything useful, it just offers vague and confusing platitudes while getting all up in your business.Magdalena Buttonpants and Fifi Trixibellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07197413937507205100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-52086200331158721732018-10-16T18:41:30.396-04:002018-10-16T18:41:30.396-04:00Welcome back, Wanders. Like you, I suffered from ...Welcome back, Wanders. Like you, I suffered from idontcareitis.<br /><br />Mary is such a despicable human being. Did she ever stop to think that Myster Wynter is happy being a homebody, binge watching Game of Thrones (life is brutal!) reading the autobiography of Mark Twain or scrapbooking Bella’s pictures? Like him, I’m happy when I’m alone and my husband understands that. I don’t have thisRegina Wolfe-Parkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06465155647082439922noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-81862863135444088282018-10-16T16:23:40.284-04:002018-10-16T16:23:40.284-04:00Thank you, thank you very much. My next number wi...Thank you, thank you very much. My next number will be a little tune called Don’t You Chew on My Blue Suede House Slippers.<br /><br /><br />meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-32549355384472809692018-10-16T15:16:35.476-04:002018-10-16T15:16:35.476-04:00Meg! HA!!
-NoreenMeg! HA!!<br />-NoreenAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-49563337257190263762018-10-16T13:23:47.719-04:002018-10-16T13:23:47.719-04:00Next, let's go shopping for wiper blades. Then...Next, let's go shopping for wiper blades. Then a new car battery. And then an oil change. And then a front end alignment. And then . . . Saul moves to NYC. r u ok?noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-60209703717596172882018-10-16T11:39:26.702-04:002018-10-16T11:39:26.702-04:00For a second there I thought we were in the UK and...For a second there I thought we were in the UK and those were Saul's painted fingernails on the steering wheel.Yahoonskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03845597678300067750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-29689797101931053692018-10-16T11:32:31.385-04:002018-10-16T11:32:31.385-04:00I hope the mechanic acts like a shyster and Old Ma...I hope the mechanic acts like a shyster and Old Man Wynter gives him what for...for Mary's sake! <br /><br />As they leave, Mary turns and gives the mechanic a wink. He winks back and takes a bite out of a muffin. "Ciao Bella, Mary, Ciao Bella...."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-55012723201412229342018-10-16T11:24:07.498-04:002018-10-16T11:24:07.498-04:00Can we just get to the Quasimodo/Esmeralda relatio...Can we just get to the Quasimodo/Esmeralda relationship already? Poor bent over Saul is going to be captivated by the enticing Mary and will be shattered when he sees Mary with her once in a while true love. Although he is hurt, Saul will once again find happiness with a four legged companion who will ease his pain and he will ultimately give the happy couple his blessing.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-13523736158153163652018-10-16T10:37:34.560-04:002018-10-16T10:37:34.560-04:00Mary does not know this man at all. How does she k...Mary does not know this man at all. How does she know if he's shutting out the good. He does seem to have left his false teeth out. And why are men in Worthverse so short? Mary looks at least six inches taller than Saul. Granted he might gain a couple of inches if he could straighten up. Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09215357739975040295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-18339043339961678002018-10-16T09:53:00.036-04:002018-10-16T09:53:00.036-04:00Wanders, I missed you too. My heart lifted when I ...Wanders, I missed you too. My heart lifted when I saw your new post today. :-)<br /><br />@meg at 9:38 a.m., your scenarios are hilarious. Topping them off with a Tote Bag o' Muffins is perfect!<br /><br />Now we know why the Late Jack Worth jumped off that building.<br />KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-44230807890440844652018-10-16T09:42:21.684-04:002018-10-16T09:42:21.684-04:00So, in a vaguely ironic bit of happenstance and ba...So, in a vaguely ironic bit of happenstance and bad luck, buying tires has recently become one of my <b>specialties</b>. I am hoping (and putting a lot of trust in tread life guarantees and road hazard warranties) that I'll be able to allow this expertise to fade away over the coming years.<br /><br />That said, if I wanted to impart a life affirming experience upon somebody, the tire store TimPhttp://gilthorp.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-51797033526486260752018-10-16T09:38:07.964-04:002018-10-16T09:38:07.964-04:00Santa Royale PD called to Pup Boys
Police were ca...<br /><br />Santa Royale PD called to Pup Boys<br /><br />Police were called to a local tire store to intervene in a conflict between two elderly customers. An unidentified man, sputtering with rage, had to be separated from the woman whose neck he was clutching. <br /><br />“She just wouldn’t shut up, she kept nattering and nagging, and I JUST COULDN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.”<br /><br />The meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16157625283959847611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-37557509488981568612018-10-16T09:28:30.197-04:002018-10-16T09:28:30.197-04:00Poor Saul...trapped in the car, listening to all t...Poor Saul...trapped in the car, listening to all this...Chester the Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13777313278479395757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-52338743918934290642018-10-16T09:23:11.130-04:002018-10-16T09:23:11.130-04:00Missed you too! Missed you too! HeavenlyJanenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-64309823322119244682018-10-16T09:04:17.666-04:002018-10-16T09:04:17.666-04:00Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"So Riv...Today's Boldface Haiku is titled<br /><br />"So Riveting".<br /><br /><b>Shut away! Too short.<br />Thanks again. Really!<br />Asked, helping.</b>Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-16945427096497451262018-10-16T08:48:31.225-04:002018-10-16T08:48:31.225-04:00I've been told the absence of doors on the car...I've been told the absence of doors on the car in the last 2 days is to prevent an escape attempt.Downpuppyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10312490198813632190noreply@blogger.com