tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post8719831024130863565..comments2024-03-27T21:28:52.343-04:00Comments on Mary Worth and Me: Mary Worth 3630Wandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11411177284399969610noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-6859642435482233642021-05-01T20:26:12.478-04:002021-05-01T20:26:12.478-04:00The preceding message was brought to you by Cory, ...<br />The preceding message was brought to you by Cory, Cory, & Beedie Pharmaceuticals.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-80487473458225784832021-05-01T14:00:26.196-04:002021-05-01T14:00:26.196-04:00Ashlee: “Drewie, I picture took most of my selfies...Ashlee: “Drewie, I picture took most of my selfies in my apartment. Boring! Do you think you could do some picture taking of me out in nature?”<br /><br />Drew: “Um… yeah, I guess I have the time this afternoon. As a matter of fact, as I was walking into Diner, I noticed a big tree at the edge of the parking lot. It probably has a branch strong enough for you.”<br /><br /><br />HelenClark<br /><Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-39669483764887461642021-05-01T13:57:29.078-04:002021-05-01T13:57:29.078-04:00My friends annoying husband says I'm no doctor...My friends annoying husband says I'm no doctor but I watch Marcus Welby. ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />And he laughs like it's the funniest line ever.... He says it to doctors. Friends Anyone. ALL THE TIME. (says the same thing b9uot not being a lawyer, but watches Perry Mason -but not nearly as much as the Marcus Welby line. Meanwhile, the guy told me his doctor suggest he take "Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-23542973494288825242021-05-01T13:42:08.065-04:002021-05-01T13:42:08.065-04:00"Do you ever donate your picture-taking servi...<br />"Do you ever donate your picture-taking services?" <br /><br />"No, I charge every bird full price."<br /><br />(Picture-taking services???)<br /><br />This relationship, if that's what it is, has already reached a critical point. Drewie has to decide (1) if he's just going to go with the flow and enjoy the attention and whatever else may come or (2) if it seems Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-54478060187229830822021-05-01T12:44:45.652-04:002021-05-01T12:44:45.652-04:00Score!Score!Chester the Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13777313278479395757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-8617982194589215042021-05-01T12:42:37.245-04:002021-05-01T12:42:37.245-04:00SATURDAY
HelenClark, there’s one old television ...SATURDAY <br /><br />HelenClark, there’s one old television show not featuring a doctor that Jeff forces Drew to watch: “Father Knows Best.”<br /><br />Today’s strip: Ashlee will have even less money to repay Drew when she gets fired by Diner. At the rate she’s going, that might happen tomorrow. “Drewie, I’m between jobs right now. Can I live with you until I score as a model?”KitKatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-57968445550186063102021-05-01T08:41:33.812-04:002021-05-01T08:41:33.812-04:00Garnet - Take my advice. Don't ever try to mak...Garnet - Take my advice. Don't ever try to make sense of time in the Worthiverse. It will break your head.<br /><br />Besides, I suspect that every evening, Dr. Jeff forces Dr. Drew to watch re-runs of every old television show that featured a doctor.<br /><br />HelenClark<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-4851941446884634072021-05-01T08:06:18.183-04:002021-05-01T08:06:18.183-04:00How old is Jeff? I'm 42 and Marcus Welby is be...How old is Jeff? I'm 42 and Marcus Welby is before my time.<br /><br />I wonder if she wants the pictures to be nudes?Garnetnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-54892401463689599412021-04-30T17:03:58.527-04:002021-04-30T17:03:58.527-04:00@Miss Scarlet: Let's have MARY walk in.@Miss Scarlet: Let's have MARY walk in.Chester the Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13777313278479395757noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-6479326738016934462021-04-30T15:02:31.158-04:002021-04-30T15:02:31.158-04:00Oh please, please, please let's have Jeff walk...Oh please, please, please let's have Jeff walk in on Drew taking pictures of Ashlee.MissScarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04425930256502450179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-65072624328106080022021-04-30T14:00:42.739-04:002021-04-30T14:00:42.739-04:00What will Ashlee's favor be? (Continued)
&quo...What will Ashlee's favor be? (Continued)<br /><br />"I'm in the middle of a month long scavenger hunt and I need a picture of a doctor's junk."<br />"Do you do boob jobs?"<br />"I need a doctor's note for my government disability. I'll make it worth your while, if you know what I mean."<br />"Would you come over to the trailer and take some Jerry Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12033685572407962964noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-30022200752463639152021-04-30T12:29:26.082-04:002021-04-30T12:29:26.082-04:00What Will Ashlee’s Favor Be?
A Very Special Friday...<b>What Will Ashlee’s Favor Be?</b><br /><i>A Very Special Friday Contest</i><br /><br />“Can you take out my appendix? Right now?”<br />“I want to have a baby. A <i>doctor</i> baby. And since your dad is so good at making doctor babies…”<br />“Do you take nudes? Photos, I mean — not patients.”<br />“Do you take nudes? Patients, I mean — not photos.”<br />“Where’s the coleslaw?”Michael Beaumierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16321198680052884116noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-70372241084145281282021-04-30T11:35:05.239-04:002021-04-30T11:35:05.239-04:00"Yeah, he was a veritable Marcus Welby. But n...<br />"Yeah, he was a veritable Marcus Welby. But now he's kind of the Lone Ranger, ridin' the range on the Ponderosa. But he does pick up some contract work -- like Paladin, have gun, will travel, if you know what I mean."<br /><br />"[??] . . . Hey, I used to work at Ponderosa too."<br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-84850758378963500392021-04-30T09:47:14.882-04:002021-04-30T09:47:14.882-04:00Thanks, Yahoonski. And a special thank you for not...Thanks, Yahoonski. And a special thank you for not pointing out that I used "buss" instead of "bus" - I must have been thinking about Flo and her grits!<br /><br />HelenClark<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-90740110707787105362021-04-30T09:16:26.720-04:002021-04-30T09:16:26.720-04:00With Wanders, Nance, KitKat, HelenClark, et al, do...With Wanders, Nance, KitKat, HelenClark, et al, do we even need Karen Moy?Yahoonskihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03845597678300067750noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-45808121571725386032021-04-30T08:20:06.149-04:002021-04-30T08:20:06.149-04:00Drew: “Back in the day, my doctor dad was a verita...Drew: “Back in the day, my doctor dad was a veritable Marcus Welby.”<br />Ashlee: “Dr. Veritable who? Sorry; never heard of him. Anyway, Drewie, I wonder if you’d do me a favor?”<br /><br />Drew: “Um… Do you know you just sat down at my table?”<br />Ashlee: “Yeah, yeah. I know. But, Drewie, would you pleeeaaassse do me a favor?”<br /><br />Drew: “Well, I’m kinda hungry. Can I eat my sandwich Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-77191281631698763212021-04-30T08:08:50.399-04:002021-04-30T08:08:50.399-04:00Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
"Marcus...Today's Boldface Haiku is titled<br /><br />"Marcus Welby, M.D., Takes A Dishwashing Liquid Survey".<br /><br /><b>Doctor?<br />Joy!</b>Nancehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17627214346956206283noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1370484496614447605.post-40667677869637514972021-04-30T08:08:11.857-04:002021-04-30T08:08:11.857-04:00“But back in the day, Jeff Cory was a veritable Ma...“But back in the day, Jeff Cory was a veritable Marcus Welby! Well, every now and then he was a veritable Young Doctor Kildare, but he was never a Ben Casey, veritable or otherwise. By the way, where is my slaw? Also, there’s an angry-looking woman behind the counter, staring at this table. Is she your boss?”KitKatnoreply@blogger.com