The winner of our most recent Not A Real Contest is Wheelhead, for making the only non-violent contribution: Joining a Benedictine order with Dr. Drew.
However, Wheelhead's first suggestion was torching Mary's condo so I'm hesitant to even issue this award. (Jeff, by the way, does not live in a condo, Wheelhead, as he resides in a Suburban Man Cabin.)
Congratulations to all our contestants. You're all equally disturbed! Wheelhead, let me know what song should be added to the Charterstone Jukebox. As always, the condo board has the final approval.
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