The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is threatening to kill Mary Worth - proof again that most comic editors have very bland senses of humor.
In this story, the editor prints his phone number to hear your thoughts. Be sure to let him know
Mary Worth and Me sent you. Just wait until his voice mail box is flooded by nearly a dozen calls from our angry readers!
This is grave news. I feel certain that there is a direct correlation between Mary Worth's syndication figures and the state of morality in society. Every newspaper that stops carrying the strip is contributing towards the end of the world as we know it.
ReplyDeleteMy own personal (and stringently copyrighted) view is that the United Nations should program a supercomputer with every Mary Worth strip ever published then let it issue the appropriate helpful advice to the governments of the world.