When, oh when, will we get to see this self-satisfied old harridan feel the consequences of her insufferable behavior?
Dump her, Jeff! Take her to the Bum Boat and publicly dump her! Dump her on her square and unsettlingly masculine butt. Call that reporter to take pictures! Dump-her-dump-her-dump-her-dump-her-dump-her!
The calendar - unquestionably used to keep track of medications and doses - is a very nice touch. I am freaked out by the T-shirt, though. Why does Mary keep changing?!
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Now it's shrimp scampi? Mary, make up your mind. Seafood? Shrimp? Ron? Jeff?
Mary, wearing her favorite "Black Widow" tee shirt. Where is she getting these outfits? Yiikes!
ReplyDeleteYou got me Wanders!
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
ReplyDeleteAn in-depth discussion of Charterstone cuisine. Coming up tomorrow: Jeff and Mary talk about the weather!
ReplyDelete"Been cool lately."
"Yes....cool."
"But I hear it might be warming up soon."
"Mmm, that'd be nice."
"Yes, I could use a little warmth."
I read the whole strip and initially read "I miss your cooking" as "I miss your cocking"
ReplyDeleteLousy resolution
Hey! Mary's kitchen has only three dimensions today! It ... it makes sense visually!
ReplyDeleteWhat gives?
I'm not so sure, Anon. To me, it looks like Mary has no lower body and her torso is set in the middle of her counter.
ReplyDeleteWhen, oh when, will we get to see this self-satisfied old harridan feel the consequences of her insufferable behavior?
ReplyDeleteDump her, Jeff! Take her to the Bum Boat and publicly dump her! Dump her on her square and unsettlingly masculine butt. Call that reporter to take pictures! Dump-her-dump-her-dump-her-dump-her-dump-her!
The calendar - unquestionably used to keep track of medications and doses - is a very nice touch. I am freaked out by the T-shirt, though. Why does Mary keep changing?!
ReplyDeletemollie, you need to go to the washingtonpost.com and read the real strip without my alterations.
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