My wife, Mrs. Wanders, was just down at the local shopping center and passed this storefront window. She sent this to me on my cell phone. I'm not sure what she's trying to tell me, but both Wilbur Weston and I have some things to think about.
Wanders: I truly think your wife has your best interests in mind. She *knows* that tens of thousands of balding men have this fixated desire to wear a warm, bloody, icky vascular organ on their heads in order to sprout a few hair follicles, which they believe will send torrents of young wimmen begging for one-nighters---which, pathetically, never ever happens. Mrs. Wanders truly loves you.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
If placenta stops hair loss then why are babies born bald?
ReplyDeletePlacenta worked for me: I've never gone bald while pregnant.
ReplyDeleteHow did you get the placenta on your head?
ReplyDeleteWanders: I truly think your wife has your best interests in mind. She *knows* that tens of thousands of balding men have this fixated desire to wear a warm, bloody, icky vascular organ on their heads in order to sprout a few hair follicles, which they believe will send torrents of young wimmen begging for one-nighters---which, pathetically, never ever happens.
ReplyDeleteMrs. Wanders truly loves you.
Public Service Reminder: Be sure to buy the Placenta Travel Kit that's less than two fluid ounces.
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