"I also like small chidlren, dogs and parakeets. Between bights of oatmeal, I enjoy reorganizing my bookshelves. Gosh, I hope we have something in common."
If/when Jenna & Dr. Mike get married, Mary should be matron of honor, Jeff should be best man, and B?BJ? & Toby should be bridesmaids, with Ian & Ernie as ushers. Reception to follow at the Charterstone pool, where salmon squares and sandwiches will be served, and Wibur will do a dramatic reading of ''Ample Make This Bed'', by Emily Dickinson. Their song should be ''Falling Slowly''.
How long is this e-mail anyway!? Sheesh, for someone who thinks "love isn't for everyone" Dr. Mike sure is pouring his guts out! I smell desparation; can you say loser!?
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
The characters in this strip are all morons and so am I for reading it.
ReplyDeleteDo you like pina coladas? And walkin' in the rain?
ReplyDeleteBut more importantly, Dr. Mike, have you ever had an everlasting bowl of porridge?
ReplyDelete"Calling Dr.Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard."
ReplyDeleteIf/when Jenna & Dr. Mike get married, Mary should be matron of honor, Jeff should be best man, and B?BJ? & Toby should be bridesmaids, with Ian & Ernie as ushers. Reception to follow at the Charterstone pool, where salmon squares and sandwiches will be served, and Wibur will do a dramatic reading of ''Ample Make This Bed'', by Emily Dickinson. Their song should be ''Falling Slowly''.
ReplyDelete(Yes, I'm a romantic, at heart!)
Didn't he attach a photo? That's the first thing I would've looked at.
ReplyDeleteShut up, Dr. Mike, just shut up. You had her at "Mary Worth".
ReplyDeleteUGGH! It's those curtains, those awful, awful curtains! Why does everybody have those curtains?
ReplyDeleteAnd why do they all have complete sets of the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology Atlas of Tumor Pathology (Third Series)?
@kathyo: Silly, you can't send photos in Compuserve 1.0 for DOS.
ReplyDeleteFirst sign of a boring man...he helps others, even in his spare time. Altruistic twit.
ReplyDeleteWarning signs Jenna should look out for: If Dr. Mike says he reads a blog devoted to fans of Santa Royale, or reads Nation's Geography magazine.
ReplyDeleteI want to know why Dr. Mike so desperately needs a catharsis in his life. Is everything just so depressing?
ReplyDeleteHow long is this e-mail anyway!? Sheesh, for someone who thinks "love isn't for everyone" Dr. Mike sure is pouring his guts out! I smell desparation; can you say loser!?
ReplyDeleteDr. Mike's email is so long, she had a chance to completely redecorate her bookshelf behind her before finishing reading.
ReplyDeletei guess she isnt drinking scahaffer because shes not having more then one beer with breakfest
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