Thursday, March 3, 2011

Mary Worth 971

Oh my gosh, she's using a MAC at one o'clock in the afternoon! Is there no limit to her obsession? I feel so confused inside right now.

Today's Full Strip

22 comments:

  1. UnderblogMarch 3, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    Will Steve Jobs stop at nothing?

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  2. heydaveMarch 3, 2011 at 8:52 AM

    With that village idiot expression on Dawn's face, her interconnectedness is obviously doing her no good.

    I wonder if she could even mop a prison floor?

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  3. phoebes in santa feMarch 3, 2011 at 8:53 AM

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  4. phoebes in santa feMarch 3, 2011 at 8:54 AM

    Have we seen that Mac before? More product placement? Hope Moy's enjoying her new Mac...

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  5. kathyoMarch 3, 2011 at 9:06 AM

    Dawn is obsessed with playing Farmville. Lately she's been building her barn to house those smallish horses she likes to ride, and is desperately looking for "neighbors" to gift her with nails, boards, harnesses and so forth.

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  6. Roto13March 3, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    Uh oh, maybe she does have a problem. Every Mac owner I own treats Apple like a cult.

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  7. ElaineMarch 3, 2011 at 9:30 AM

    Dawn, honey, pull yourself together and get a real job. So you can move out of your dad's apartment and sit in bed in your own apartment at 1 p.m. and connect with your friends.

    Her eyes are starting to get that glazed look. Perhaps she IS spending a little too much time in the twitterverse...

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  8. MMMarch 3, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    I think I would be offended by how pathetic that apple looks if I were Steve Jobs. Don't a lot of cartoonists use computers to help keep their drawings consistent? Maybe there is a-change-a-comin'.

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  9. duckdgMarch 3, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    this is probably the climax of the story

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  10. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    Alas, I fear that Dawn has been peering at a blank screen for lack of WiFi.

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  11. ShmoopieMarch 3, 2011 at 11:32 AM

    No WiFi? No problem! Doesn't every computer come with Solitaire pre-loaded. That'll keep her busy.

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  12. VickiMarch 3, 2011 at 11:50 AM

    I noticed Dawn had a picture of herself with dear ol' dad in her bathroom, and now I see one on her nightstand. Maybe she's online ordering an 11 x 14 for the living room.

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  13. Maude FindlayMarch 3, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    No wonder Dawn is skipping meals. It looks like she gained 20 pounds since Sunday! If only B?BJ? had hung onto a couple of her extra portly dresses from Maisey's- I think Dawn might be needing them soon. Dang Walter's cursed fat genes!

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  14. PunkyMarch 3, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    This is just about the creepiest family I have ever seen. I don't know which one of them has more pressing issues. She's probably busy signing up for some dating site called "Guys Who Look Like My Tubby Dad."

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  15. Dave in ParmaMarch 3, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    They still have plenty in common: Dawn like's Mac computers, Wilbur likes Big Macs.

    Why (slapping head) has this plot become so complicated?

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  16. TeacherPattiMarch 3, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    I'm sorry if I've missed this, but have they ever said how old Dawn is? Let's assume she's even only 18 (and I'm sure she's older)...seriously? A picture of you and YOUR DAD?!?! Seriously???? At 18, the *last* person I wanted on my dresser was a picture of my dad...heck I'm almost 39 and I still don't have pictures of my parents on my dresser. This girl needs a boyfriend.

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  17. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 2:31 PM

    Did Teacher Patti just wish Dawn upon a poor unsuspecting man? Now that's just mean.

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  18. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 2:57 PM

    I hope to god she's on craigslist, scouting for apartments.

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  19. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    What kind of friends does Dawn have that also have nothing to do at 1:00 in the afternoon? Oh yes, they're all stealing time from their employers by tweeting on the job. I don't think she's looking for an apartment, though. She knows a good thing when she sees it--and that solves the mystery of Wilbur's picture on her dresser. "Ooh, I love you, Daddy! Let me sponge off you forever!"

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  20. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    It's time to take a shower, Dawn.
    Change your clothes and go outside so Mary can abush you.

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  21. ImogeneMarch 3, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    I'm surprised that striped box of tissues on the dresser doesn't say "Kleenex" on it, and that the photo doesn't have "Kodachrome" written in the lower corner. Moy is really missing some opportunities here. Wilbur probably snuck all those portraits into her rooms to remind her who he is.

    When exactly does Dawn go to her Local University classes?

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  22. birdieMarch 3, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    Maybe she's taking online classes. A lot of universities are doing that these days for some of their classes. Of course, Moy probably knows nothing about that.

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