Friday, March 11, 2011

Mary Worth 977

YIKES!
This is taking an ominous turn.

Today's Full Strip

29 comments:

  1. RogerBWMarch 11, 2011 at 6:29 AM

    "But, Daddy, why do you have a roll of sacking, a spool of wire, and a shovel?"

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  2. Amanda KateMarch 11, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    "We're going to play frisbee! Could you get it out? It's under the dead body and all the crack."

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  3. heydaveMarch 11, 2011 at 8:58 AM

    He's going to try to win her heart back with a moony walk in the woods?

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  4. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 9:03 AM

    "Open Dawn" isn't foreboding, is it?

    --wheelhead

    resseno

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  5. EmmyMarch 11, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    "I have something to show you in the trunk. By the way," hands her a rag. "Does this smell like chloraform to you?"

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  6. Chester the DogMarch 11, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    If they plant a tree together, I am going to shoot myself.

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  7. ShmoopieMarch 11, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    People, people, people! It's a giant picnic basket, what else?
    Although I do like the shallow grave theory a lot.

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  8. HermiteMarch 11, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    My first thought was, "Frisbee!" But now I think it's a fishing rod.

    Bets, anybody?

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  9. ElaineMarch 11, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Maybe it's a pair of laptops, so they can twitter together!!

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  10. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    I hope Wilbur didn't forget the duct tape.

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  11. tuffenufMarch 11, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    It might be Kurt.

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  12. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Daddy Drives Dawn to her Dusk

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  13. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    "Dawn to Dusk"? could this story line be the next chapter in the "Dusk til' Dawn" series. Is Wilber the dreaded day light vampire who lives of the blood of sandwiches?

    I Quinten Tarantino attached?

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  14. VickiMarch 11, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    oh I'm sure it's just a bean bag toss game, and a picnic basket full of fried chicken and crackers. But the "let's bury a dead body" theory is SO much more appealing!

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  15. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    Moy just knows that we can't look away from this lame story, no matter how excruciating it becomes. The fake suspense is keeping all of us chatting, isn't it? Her evil plan is working. She's got us hooked, and she knows it. Kind of like Dawn and her smartphone.

    We must all admit we have an MW addiction and get help immediately.

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  16. PunkyMarch 11, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    My four favorite words of the day: "It might be Kurt." Can't stop chuckling.

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  17. Maude FindlayMarch 11, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    Is it too much to hope for that Kurt, his long-suffering wife & new baby meet them at the park? Since the guy was in our lives for almost a year, why haven't there been any updates? And speaking of updates- where is Jill? If anyone needs a day of frolicking at the park, it's her!

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  18. BaHaMarch 11, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    Golf, bird watching, satanic squirrel rituals...

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  19. Dave in ParmaMarch 11, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    Maybe they're going to visit the cellular phone antennae tower located on park space the city sold to CT&T (Charterstone Telephone and Telegraph) in an effort to resolve its budget crisis.

    I really dig Wilbur's stylish Oldsmobuick. It's like a transformer, changing from sports car to sedan to compact frame to frame. you can even see it transforming in the 2nd frame. Maybe it will become an SUV next.

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  20. Laura CanonMarch 11, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    Pogo sticks! It's got to be pogo sticks!

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  21. HeidiMarch 11, 2011 at 4:18 PM

    A cartoon strip dance party and guess which wino and corpulent sandwich eater are disco stars?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oG1VIvldVJc

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  22. megMarch 11, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    He has a gps device- they're going geo-caching. So much for the non-techy fun.

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  23. TarynMarch 11, 2011 at 7:27 PM

    If this story involves Wilbur becoming a Santa Royale serial murderer nicknamed the BLT killer, I'm out of here.

    It wouldn't surprise me if he has a clown suit in the trunk along with other "supplies".

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  24. Maude FindlayMarch 11, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    Heidi, I will never be able to get that image of Wilbur dancing out of my head! That video is hypnotic.

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  25. ImogeneMarch 11, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    Where I live, the park named "Meadows" is a horse/greyhound racing track. Wilbur has a satchel full of betting money in the trunk, hoping he can get himself and Dawn addicted to gambling instead of food and online stuff. I hope he brought sunblock; it's going to be a long afternoon.

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  26. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!!! Wilbur is taking Dawn to a body dump. I bet he's got duct tape and shovel in the trunk.

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  27. TarynMarch 12, 2011 at 12:03 AM

    Yes, Wilbur, please! Turn your sails loose and you and Shemp sail off into oblivion!

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  28. Gold-Digging NannyMarch 12, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    Yeah, I agree with everyone that the trunk line sounds like "shallow grave" and "Dawn to Dusk" (goodnight, Dawn...) could be creepy foreshadowing in the right context. But come on. It's Wilbur. We all know the trunk is filled to the lid with sandwiches.

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  29. MMMarch 12, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    Love the oldsmobuick comment Dave. I think I had one of those in highschool. It was some sort of big, old lady car anyway.

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