Saturday, May 7, 2011

Mary Worth 1,018

Is that the bubonic plague, or did Liza just give Drew the cooties?

Today's Full Strip

25 comments:

  1. PamsterMay 7, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    "The kiss that sucked all daylight from the sky" also appears to have drawn a miniature badger in the shading atop Drew's nose.

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  2. Karen with a KMay 7, 2011 at 8:12 AM

    I nominate this for the least attractive, least romantic, least sexy kiss ever depicted in two dimensional art.

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  3. heydaveMay 7, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    So her kiss contorts the recipient into a Rorschach test? That's great, kids. Sooooo pretty!

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  4. ElaineMay 7, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    @Karen 8:12 am - you forgot least sane female leading role. Outside of Black Swan, maybe...

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  5. TonyMay 7, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    I hope Drew will think of Liza's challenge, "My way or the highway," as (in sports terminology) a "slam dunk."

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  6. AnonymousMay 7, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    My word verification was domman....short for dominate the man? Though I'm not sure I'd really classify Drew as a man. Wow. It's "my way or the highway"..I'm going to try this on my next date and see where that lands me...jail probably.

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  7. AnonymousMay 7, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Drew: "The exit to I-5 is right over there."

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  8. BrickMay 7, 2011 at 10:08 AM

    Did I miss Drew's "no"?

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  9. phoebes in santa feMay 7, 2011 at 10:10 AM

    Oh, please, if Dr Drew doesn't run like a cheetah in Monday's strip, then there's truly something wrong in the world.

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  10. EmmyMay 7, 2011 at 12:22 PM

    I started reading Mary Worth a few months back, because I was intrigued by Jill's being a psychotic nut. I think that Liza is most definately worse!

    If Drew doesn't drop her like a sack of rabid rats, then there is something seriously wrong with him! I'd be running full-tilt in the opposite direction!

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  11. AnonymousMay 7, 2011 at 12:31 PM

    The kiss that staunched a thousand whips.

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  12. RobertMay 7, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    Emmy, Jill was at least entertaining. Liza's not nearly as interesting.

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  13. CarlyeMay 7, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    Drew doesn't look like he's actually participating in this kiss. If I weren't getting some lip action here, I'd think the message is coming through loud and clear.

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  14. ShmoopieMay 7, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    Been gone all day....just saw "kiss"....shudder!!!! Liza = dementor?

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  15. VickiMay 7, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Sure wish I could go through life telling everyone "it's my way or the highway!" Would make things soooo much easier, esp. at work, and everyone would just do as I say, lol! Awesome. Trouble is, I'm thinking LiZa's highway is prolly named "Kelrast Road" if ya' know what I mean!

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  16. Barbara L. HansonMay 7, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    @Shmoopie: I thought the same. Light disappearing and soul sucking.
    The dementor's kiss to a T. What next, inferi?

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  17. Chester the DogMay 7, 2011 at 11:38 PM

    "...a sack of rabid rats" THAT made my day!

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  18. Lori May 7, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    What a hussy!! I thought she was going to molest him right there on the street!!

    Lori

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  19. Steve_J_23May 8, 2011 at 12:21 PM

    At any moment, Lizzzzzzza is going to call Drew at the hospital (or his home), say "play Misty for me", and hang up. She'll then track down one of Drew's many exes, cut their hair off and threaten to throw them off a cliff. And Clint Eastwood will save the day. Naturally.

    Word verification is "slutio". Is that a cross between Lizzzzzzza and a patio?

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  20. RobertMay 8, 2011 at 12:38 PM

    The Liza Colby of ALL MY CHILDREN's Pine Valley would have been far more clever at trapping Drew than the one in Santa Royale.

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  21. ImogeneMay 8, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Sunday's strip reveals some interesting things about Santa Royale: doctors and nurses at the hospital get weekends off (do they send the patients home?) and, after business hours, the bank turns into a dinner restaurant. No wonder most of the people who choose to live there are either stupid or psychotic!

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  22. djangosmomMay 8, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    umm.. I think that a 'relationship' needs to have 2 WILLING participants.

    ...and if I were Drew, I would be looking for that highway.

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  23. BrickMay 8, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    word verification: ambiva as in "ambivalent". Google doesn't care what happens between Drew and LiZa.

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  24. MaryMay 8, 2011 at 5:19 PM

    Why do these two express their true feelings via thought balloons? Maybe that's one of things Liza wants to work on as they "nurture being a couple."

    I can't tell which one of these losers is more clueless about dating. Frankly, I don't want to know. Can we get a new story now, please?

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  25. minifigsMay 9, 2011 at 5:01 AM

    Liza seems to be hopped up on prescription meds so technically her way is the high way right now.

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