Friday, March 30, 2012

Mary Worth 1,263

Indeed.

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20 comments:

  1. Dear God,

    Is this really where the story is heading?

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  2. I nominate today's second panel for Panel of the Year in the 2012 Worthy Awards! It may not be "Two Headed Doctor" good, but it's pretty darn iconic.

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  3. Yeah, Nola. We're all shedding tears here.

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  4. Woo hoo! Big tears, a double face-touch, two memory bubbles, and a thought bubble, all in one panel! What a way to wrap up an otherwise boring week!

    In the movie version of this storyline, the part of D-Dan Smithers should be played by Dan Lauria (Kevin's dad in "The Wonder Years").

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  5. Talk about a rush to judgment! Just because Brownie Hobo Fidel is pushing a cart of cans/bottles/motor oil containers, the omniscient narrator of the Worthiverse, Ms. Moy, brands him as a homeless man. Ms. Moy, as Mary would say to Toby in her kindly supercilious manner, "You can't judge a book by its cover, nor an e-book by its e-reader device." Tsk tsk.

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  6. I am still not sure why everyone rushes to label the eclectic Amish collector of red and blue cylindrical containers as a "hobo".

    Uh uh uhh....Only red or blue, please!

    PS - this was really hard to type through the tears welling up in my eyes from this touching story...

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    1. So Smithers and McHobo are two of the ghostly visitors, from out of nowhere? Who will be the third? Mary herself?

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  7. Are we sure this isn't a modern day reenactment of Dickens' Christmas Carol? Dan is the ghost of Nola's past, hoboman is the ghost of Nola's future, and she turns into a kind, wonderful, generous human, Dan gets his job back, Nola goes to work as Jill's assistant at the hospital, and they all live happily ever after.

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  8. That's not a homeless man. That's Elvis.

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  9. Nola's tear duct must be huge! That is the biggest tear I've ever seen. Fingers crossed that she remembered to wear her waterproof Chanel mascara today.

    Giella strikes again - one collar on Nola's blouse is striped, the other is plain. How much do you suppose he gets paid to do this for a living?

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  10. I just donated via PayPal - money well spent for all the laughs. Thank you for your efforts to help us make sense of the Worthiverse.

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  11. This is a shoo-in for a Worthy Award in any category ... all categories! Hats off to Giella & Moy for today's installment.

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  12. Punky is correct, this is an excellent nominee for Panel of the Year! It even has a floating shopping cart.

    --Beagle Vet

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  13. I just Googled Joe Giella and found that he is 83 years old! I realize that compared with Mary Worth he is a kid, but we should both applaud his work ethic and cut him some slack.

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  14. "What...just happened?" What...is going on?" Perhaps Nola is being punked by "The Joe Schmoe Show"!

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  15. So Smithers and McHobo are two ghostly visitors, from out of nowhere? Who will be the third? Mary herself? To complete the story arc?

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  16. Are we supposed to think the time/warp continuum finally caught up with Santa Royale, and those many lunches that stretched into weeks has finally fast-forwarded time, and Nola was actually sitting on that bench for 25 years, giving Smithers time to age from disgruntled middle-aged failure to elderly homeless man?

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  17. Whew! Good thing Smithers' hand was not so darn big when he was berating Nola. That thing looks dangerous.

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  18. Cappy in ClevelandMarch 30, 2012 at 7:35 PM

    The Hobo got through to Nola while Mary Wo could not. Maybe the Hobo is being groomed to take Mary's place? Bum Magic!!

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  19. I don't know where Brownie Fidel "found" that shopping cart, but those things aren't cheap! He may not be so noble after all.

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