And, thus, Dawn has become nothing more than the hapless henchman of the nefarious Evil Dr. Polar Bear, a mere puppet in his paws, driven to destroy the world. We need a hero. Oh, Mary Worth, where are you? Why have you abandoned us in our time of need?
The teddy bear looks less horrifying today, now that it has lost its eyebrows and single tooth, but the fact that it is so quickly evolving is worrisome.
ReplyDeleteYou don't want to make Wilbur... MAD!
ReplyDeleteDid Dawn ever actually go out with this "boyfriend"? If so, why didn't Wilbur ever meet him?
ReplyDeleteAnd isn't Wilbur supposed to be an advise giver? Certainly his advise to Dawn is rather lame...
Maybe there is a famous, rich, celebrity arena football player in Santa Royale that Mary can set Dawn up with and we can have another surprise wedding.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe the happy hobo can ask Dawn if she is okay and change her whole life.
(What would happen if the happy hobo asked Mary if she was okay?)
dawn never leaves the computer and only wears purple clothes so how many men with any quality would be into her .plus who would wanna be introduced to wilber
ReplyDeleteIt's Dawn's fault. She skyped with her boyfriend and he saw her pepto-bismol pink room and the evil teddy bear. When he caught a glimpse of Wilbur, he just got scared and bolted. You can't blame him, realy.
ReplyDeleteHey! Dawn's taken time from her pity party to put up new curtains for Sunday!
ReplyDelete--Beagle Vet
Some ideas to help our favorite teen Dawn:
ReplyDeleteHave Mary and Wilbur go undercover as head cheerleader and captain of the football at Santa Royale High
Have Jeff come out of retirement and give Dawn breat implants
I believe in hope! Love! People! Magic! Our Mary is getting very excited. Thank goodness Jeff didn't seize the moment and propose yet again. I'm going to have a hard time shaking today's image of Wilbur's tummy roll. Wilbur, if Dawn can put down the keyboard, you can at least attempt to put down the sandwich.
ReplyDeleteI have an idea! Mary could start performing Magic Shows in the lobby of the Charterstone Apartments! Jeff will put up fliers for her in all the hallways: "Magic Show Tonight!! 8 p.m.!! Come One Come All!!"
ReplyDeleteMary will, of course, need a "lovely assistant". How about poor, pathetic Dawn? She can even bring her Teddy Bear and they can pretend to saw him in half. (This will give Dawn something to do to keep her mind off what a Loser she is!) And Wilbur can serve refreshments.
I'm sure that somehow George Sand had Gina and Bobby in mind, not herself and Frederic Chopin, when she said that.
ReplyDeleteDr. Jeff is getting so tired of Mary's obsession with the Black nuptials that the stripes fell right off his shirt between panels two and three. I feel your pain, Doc!
Evil Teddy has disappeared, but suddenly there are new curtains ,pink Priscillas with ghastly white splotches....What? White splotches? Evil Teddy is a shape shifter, and he has multiplied himself to consolidate his hold on Dawn's hapless psyche. Today the Weston apartment, tomorrow the world! Or at least Charterstone.
ReplyDeleteI understand that Giella is 84 years old. I hope he never retires.