Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Mary Worth 1,497

As John Dill accepts the fact that his deceased wife Eleanor was right when she told him that he can never do anything on his own, I want to wish everyone a happy new year. We're off to a great start in the Worthiverse.

I also want to say how much I enjoyed listening to our new Jukebox last night instead of watching the pathetic television broadcasts from Time Square. The Jukebox now streams Penthouse Radio. You can find it in the same place in the column to the right. Or you can use the player below. Happy New Year!

The Penthouse Radio

Today's Full Strip

11 comments:

  1. Happy new year, Wanders! Can't wait for another year of Mary Worth and Me!

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  2. Happy New Year Wanders.

    Plan A:
    1) Make a cake
    2) Decorate it

    Plan B:
    1) Have Mary come over
    2) Do whatever she tells me to do

    Plan C:
    1) Find another hobby

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  3. On behalf of those with modest ambitions for 2013, Happy New Year John Dill.

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  4. Please, please tell me that John Dill's deceased wife did not look just like Mary.

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  5. What brutal joy! Calloo callay!

    Happy new years, Worthies!

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  6. @Paul - Please, please tell me that John Dill's deceased wife DID look just like Mary. Oh, how my heart is leaping with potential joy!

    And - a very happy and healthy new year to you and your family, Wanders!!

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  7. John appears to be one cake-making accident away from becoming a super-villain.

    --Beagle Vet

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  8. Mr. Dill is wearing the funkyest pair of bifocals I've ever seen.

    His voice blurb reminds me of Baldrick from the old Black Adder series. Baldrick was always saying, "I have a cunning plan..." right before everything went straight in the toilet.

    This new year is getting off to a great start! Huzzah!

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  9. I'd say that is an early entry into the 2013 Worthies in Best Panel category! Woo hoo! Happy New Year, fellow snarkers!

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  10. The excitement in John Dill's eyes is beginning to make himn resemble a Batman villian of old.

    "They call me: Cakeman!"

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  11. holy shit. i love this blog.
    And yes, there will be cake decorating. and meddling.

    you can count on it.

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