Sunday, June 23, 2013

Mary Worth 1,618

"I'm home at last... again. Beth Dear, now might be a good moment to tell you about my ex-wife and three children. Turns out, she can't cook, but she was always upset just because I'm a workaholic and would come home late and miss the dinner she had tried to prepare. Now she's as bitter as your mother usually is. This is a much better situation for me now."

Today's Full Strip

9 comments:

  1. Even by Santa Royale standards, I'm afraid this storyline has been kind of a fizzle. For a while I was sure we'd get an Elinor's-trauma flashback, several more Beth-and-Tom-sneaking-around incidents, and at least one more Mary intervention. Now that that it all seems pretty wrapped up here (barring a little Mary homily which, if we're especially unfortunate, could take us through Labor Day), can another Dawn story be far away?

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  2. A spittoon in Elinor's dining room...eeeww.

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  3. I don't know... the way Elinor reiterated and emphasized TomDear's promise to take care of her as well suggests to me she's going to be quite intrusive in their marriage. Maybe the coma-inducing plot up to now was a set up for some additional conflict in the future?

    Wait. What am I thinking? I forgot for a moment who is responsible for 'writing' this drivel. Sorry. Suffered a momentary brain burp...

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  4. In deference to his new family, Tom has shaved his chest hair.

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  5. So after all these years we finally see a Santa Royale mother and it's Elinor "be here for ME" Kinley.

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  6. Just how many faces does Elinor Kinley have? She changes heads more often than her clothes.

    This plot seemed like KM had a lot going on in her real life and every once in a while, she stopped and jotted it down on a post-it.

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  7. Is Mr. Harpman moving in with Beth and Elinor? This is all just so wrong. That terrified facial expression in Panel 3? It's called a survival instinct, dude, listen to your gut. Run, Tom, Run!

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  8. We can only hope that, in the fullness of time, John Dill will bring his bad cake-baking self back to Charterstone, ready to make a new Elinor/Eleanor his bride.

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  9. Yes, meg, I predicted the John Dill wedding pink cake for TomBeth, so I like your natural progression of Dillinor hookup.

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