The Valencia Resort in Goleta. It's not a real place, unfortunately. Although there is the Bacara Resort & Spa in Goleta, and the Rancho Valencia in Rancho Santa Fe not too far away. Both are very expensive, but I've been reading about making your goals a reality through the power of visualization. I keep trying to visualize these resorts, hoping to go someday, but unfortunately, my visualization always drifts to Hanna and Sean's honeymoon. I lose interest, really fast, and start visualizing the Goleta Jiffy Lube instead. It's one of the best.
Honeymoon? Oh, please. The newlyweds are heading to Goleta so they can kidnap that impish blonde kid Emily. After all, Amy's going to need a new babysitter for Gordy now that Hanna has gotten herself hitched.
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ReplyDeleteNo PAX Resort?
Before they go anywhere else, they need to get some medical attention for Hanna's horribly swollen index finger, which is nearly as thick as Sean's obviously broken wrist.
ReplyDeleteIs the Valencia actually in Goleta, or is its attraction that it's only a short drive from there to the mecca that is Goleta?
If their honeymoon is anything like Adrian and Scott's, we will never see Hanna and Sean again.
ReplyDelete@KitKat, from your post to God's ears! But I fear we must still have a confrontation with Amy, which Mary can meddle-mediate. (We need a new compound word here--meddleate? )
ReplyDeleteGeez... Moy must be creatively constipated more than usual to keep going with this tiresome narrative. ENOUGH ALREADY!! MOVE ON!
ReplyDeleteWow! From humble tuna sandwiches to the Valencia Resort! Any bets on whose credit card they'll be using?
ReplyDeleteWhy did Hanna look so angry when she announced they were going to the Valencia? Where did she really want to go?
ReplyDeleteWhat I learned about Goleta from Wikipedia:
ReplyDelete1. It's also the name of a spider.
2. The Japs shelled it in 1942.
3. It was the site of the worst workplace shooting ever carried out by a woman. ("The Goleta Rampage")
4. Katy Perry lives there.
Nevertheless it seems to loom in the mind of Karen Moy much as Scarsdale used to for NY-ers -- a symbol of everything upscale and attractive.
Hanna's not angry, her face is just melting. Again.
ReplyDelete"Why did Hanna look so angry when she announced they were going to the Valencia? Where did she really want to go?"
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Friday
ReplyDeleteIf Amy's news is that she and Dave are getting married and moving to Goleta with Gordy .... arrrggghh!
Did Sean remember to give Hannaa ra ring after they finished lunch?
Amy's news is that she's got a new job (ahem) in Las Vegas, and Gordy will have to move in with Hanna during the week.
ReplyDeleteIf they are honeymooning in Goleta, I recommend they take a boat trip out to the Channel Islands....and stay there!
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ReplyDeleteHanna's wedding ring has disappeared again. Just the thing for a couple as vague as she and Sean.
Anticipatory face-touching by Hanna today (Saturday). She knows that Amy is about to flip out! Excitement ensues! Or maybe not ...
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