Next "plot": Mary gets a job teaching at Santa Royale's Alternative High School. There's nothing like a vain, smug, platitude-spouting ancient crone to inspire a bunch of alienated unmotivated youth. The semester will culminate with a production of West Side Story.
What? No St. Patrick's Day reference?! I would have at least appreciated Ian Cameron showing up on the boardwalk wearing his green astroturf jacket and humming "When Irish Eyes are Smiling"
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Perhaps the guy throwing up over the railing is the next customer for both f them.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of the guy heaving over the railing; Why do I find myself humming the Texaco Star commercial?
ReplyDeleteKM is trying really hard to add a Teacher Backstory to MW's credentials.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying really hard to Wait Out An Actual Story in this strip.
Next "plot": Mary gets a job teaching at Santa Royale's Alternative High School. There's nothing like a vain, smug, platitude-spouting ancient crone to inspire a bunch of alienated unmotivated youth. The semester will culminate with a production of West Side Story.
ReplyDeleteSoon the gulls are going to break out singing "Mary Worthhhhhhhhhh!"
ReplyDeleteUh oh, that poor schnook at the railing really IS in Mary's hand. Jump, mister! It's your only chance to escape!
ReplyDelete"I'm Dr. Worth...at your service!" reminded me of the "Dr. Mary" episode of "Frasier":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzhrCg9To14
Maybe Dr. Jeff is a tree surgeon, because he certainly is a sap.
ReplyDeleteThat is one rigid digit. Ouch!
ReplyDeleteWhat? No St. Patrick's Day reference?! I would have at least appreciated Ian Cameron showing up on the boardwalk wearing his green astroturf jacket and humming "When Irish Eyes are Smiling"
ReplyDeleteThe guy at the railing is wearing some very, very form-fitting pants.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous @2:56... thank you bringing that up.... I was hoping someone would comment about that in a delicate manner.
ReplyDeleteIs Jeff a proctologist?
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