This isn't one of those hoiyt-toiyty universities where everyone is formal in a suit and tie all the time. I mean, I wouldn't lecture my class wearing a tie and sweater vest under my suit jacket. Oh wait, yes I would. But this is YOGA! And we wear our jammies!
Not to be boastful (well, just a bit), yesterday I commented, "If the professor tells Dawn 'Please call me Harlan,' there could be a Title IX tale in the offing." I concede that the Title IX part could be incorrect because KM is likely clueless about harassment. She may be rolling out what she regards as a romantic tale wherein Dawn finds true love. KM's attitude is that the answer for every woman's problem is a man. She might even believe in that old saw that girls go to college to get an Mrs. degree.
ReplyDeleteSomething is Terribly Wrong with Green Yoga Guy. Does he have three legs, or ... what?
ReplyDeleteHarlan and his dialogue grow creepier every day. Dawn has cankles but compensates with extremely sharp knees. Green yoga guy is an escapee from some sort of institution. Purple yoga guy is dead. And the floor is shiny. So, sooooo shiny.
ReplyDeleteThis story is off the scale creepy.
ReplyDeleteBut the blog - I love the blog so much I want to marry it :-)
You guys make my day every morning!
Green Yoga Guy has to go tee tee
ReplyDeleteGreen Yoga Guy is performing a difficult pose, bending his legs back into his pelvis while stuffing his hands into the legs of his yoga pants.
ReplyDeleteEw ew ew, this is not okay! Is the fact that he is only a substitute art history teacher supposed to make it okay? Did Mary Worth in her all-knowing knowingness foresee this as Dawn's path? No Mary Worth, no.
ReplyDeleteNice yoga pants, Dawn.
ReplyDeleteGreen Yoga Guy appears to have suffered a dislocation of somekind - hip? knee? And Haran is wearing some darned inspiring yoga pants. One pantleg is about knee-length, while the other is way up there! I've been thinking of taking up yoga - I've heard that it is a good form of exercise- but I'm not sure that I have the right attire.
ReplyDeleteHarlan, please put your long pants back on. Those have got to be the ugliest man legs ever. Actually, your arms aren't much better. Where's your green suit?
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping with all my heart that we are heading towards Toby/Ian (May/December) ver2.0.
ReplyDeleteI, for one, cannot wait to see how Mr. Giella draws people in yoga poses. Sadly, we'll probably skip ahead to a post-workout smoothie at Health Cafe.
ReplyDeleteWhat is wrong with Harlan's legs??!?!?!?! They look like they have no bones. Or is he really Mr. Fantastic in disguise?
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