Friday, April 15, 2016

Mary Worth 2298


Conversation is awkward when practicing yoga at your substitute teacher's house. I mean, what should you say? Is it best to lead with your break from dating? Perhaps, but only if you follow it up with a judgmental remark regarding your teacher's grief-filled abstinence. I think that would be the best way to go. 

9 comments:

  1. Peggy OlsonApril 15, 2016 at 8:39 AM

    No one has commented yet because we're all speechless. We knew Dawn was immature and self-centered, but now she's downright rude and snarky. No wonder she's 35 and still living like an 18 year old!

    Where is Moy heading with this story?

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  2. fauxprofApril 15, 2016 at 8:46 AM

    Neither of them is ready to make much of an investment n yoga just yet. No proper mats, just old gray towels. Aren't those going to slide around on Harlans shiny, shiny floors?

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  3. KitKatApril 15, 2016 at 8:46 AM

    Even by Mary Worth standards, which is saying a lot, the design and decor of Harlan's humble abode is bizarre. In today's panel 1, Harlan and Dawn seem to be surrounded by Thursday's yellow carpeting, but in p. 2 they're whisked to...?? The lobby of Santa Royale City Hall? The lobby of the Santa Royale Marrinot Tilton Hotel?

    Something I overlooked yesterday: Harlan changed clothes between Wednesday and Thursday. Wonder how he managed that.

    Where's Alfie? Outside, running around in traffic? A reunion with his late mistress, Sharon, might come soon.

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  4. carlnepaApril 15, 2016 at 8:48 AM

    Being unfamiliar with yoga etiquette and dress code, I notice that Harlan and Dawn wear matching tops and bottoms. Is this, dare I ask, normal? I haven't had a matching outfit like that since highschool gym class. Let's not get into how long ago that was.

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  5. katakana haruApril 15, 2016 at 8:59 AM

    I'm thrilled beyond belief that Dawn has chosen the "I'm taking a break from dating... until you're not MY professor anymore" route. Classy, Dawn.

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  6. Chester the DogApril 15, 2016 at 11:41 AM

    @Peggy Olson: "Where is Moy headed with this story!" Even she doesn't know...

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  7. AnonymousApril 15, 2016 at 1:59 PM

    I'm still trying to figure out how we got from "Dawn wants more friends her age" to this. Unless she really is a 35-year-old college undergrad, and she and Harlan are the same age.

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  8. AnonymousApril 15, 2016 at 4:39 PM

    I'm still trying to figure out when Harlan changed his clothes? While he was out walking Alfie?

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  9. Dawn Weston's Evil--And More Experienced!--TwinApril 16, 2016 at 1:55 AM

    Wait ... what happened to the make-out couch? It's nowhere to be seen. I'm confused. What's going to happen next?

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