Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Mary Worth 2472

Dear Cat,

I'm so sorry that after voluntarily leaving your 20-year career, you've found gainful employment so quickly. That does sound horrible. I can understand why you are so scared. It would have been much more comfortable to have been fired, and then unable to find new work because you're older than your competition. Unfortunately, you took the easy route of leaving your position, and then had the misfortune of waking up and finding a job offer in your inbox. I don't think I have the meddling experience to advise you. I suggest you visit a priest.

Scared for you,

Wendy

16 comments:

  1. Dear Readers--
    Sometimes new can be scary. It can also be exciting and fun. That's why we'll have none of that in this comic strip, ever.

    Sincerely,
    Karen Moy

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  2. "Dear Cat, I've been doing the same thing for 97 years, and I now have a cone-shaped halo! So suck it up, you wuss. Dismissively yours, Wendy."

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  3. Oh, Mary. If you're going to put words in Wilbur's mouth, they should be words like "bread," "mayonnaise," "mustard," "bologna," etc.

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  4. Dear Nance: Touché! Many will comment on today's strip, but yours is all we need to read!

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  5. Dawn Weston's Evil TwinDecember 14, 2016 at 1:11 PM

    WOW!!! Mary has some brilliant, innovative advice! I NEVER would have expected that answer from Wendy. ... Mary Worth, YOU ROCK MY WORLD!!!

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  6. Thursday
    Ah, the dreaded "It's been said...." "It's been said that pointless platitudes don't help at all, but that won't stop my mealy-mouthed blathering. Do take care. Now, on to the next letter...!"

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  7. My annual carol, to the tune of "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas":

    I'm beginning to think
    It's not like Christmas
    Here at Charterstone
    There's no sign of a bell or bow
    Evergreens just don't grow
    No gingerbread
    Just raisin scones to go

    There's no reason to think
    We'll have a Christmas
    Thanksgiving was a bust
    Mary gives bad advice
    Iris thinks Zak is nice
    And Wilbur left
    Not even thinking twice

    We've not seen Toby in years
    Doctor Jeff disappears
    Maybe Ian got a new coat
    Tommy's off drugs
    And everyone shrugs
    Over eggnog at the Bum Boat

    It's apparent to all
    It's not like Christmas
    In the Worthiverse
    But as long as we have this blog
    We'll surround the festive log
    Snarking in bad verse

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  8. Bravo,fauxprof! Take a bow!

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  9. @fauxprof, you are a jewel to all of us! Monday's strip featureed what appears to be a wreath on Mary's door as Iris exits. No matter - we still haven't seen June's versions of Dr. Jeff, Toby, Ian, or a Charterstone Pool Party.* Karen Moy seems to be abandoning characters relentlessly. Also, Mr. KitKat noted that Mary seems to have abandoned her hospital volunteer gig. Maybe being holed up in her apartment being Wendy and cooking/baking unappetizing food takes all her time.

    *I'd love to see June's take on Ken Kensington, but that will likely never happen because he's consigned to KM oblivion.

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  10. Oh, Hooray for @fauxprof and her Merry Keyboard. I'm not feeling at all Christmassy here in NEO, despite some s**w and Polar Vortexing. Brrrrravo!

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  11. meg, please don't retire yet. Although fauxprof was brilliant, you have more to give.

    I think the reason there's not much Christmas spirit is that Santa Royale is probably like San Diego, 74 degrees today. The wreath on my door is shedding at an alarming rate from the heat.

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  12. LOL! Thanks for the carol, fauxprof! Without this blog (and Comics Curmudgeon), reading Mary Worth would be a real d...r...a...a...a...a...a...a...g!

    Well, there was a wreath, as KitKat mentioned, and maybe tea and raisin scones are Mary's holiday tradition. But ... this time last year, we got to enjoy dinner at the Blue Oar in NYC with Mary, Little Olive Taylor, and her charming parents! Will Mary at least send a holiday greeting card to Little Olive and Her Tummy Brain? What COULD she be UP to? Also, my Christmas wish is to see Mary and Toby Cameron sipping spiked eggnog and gossiping... I mean, really laying into the Charterstone residents. I'm tired of this laid-back, anything goes Mary. Let have some judgmental disapproval! 'Tis the season!

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  13. Wonderful Professor Faux. But we want to hear you sing!

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  14. Thanks, everyone. Happy to bring a smile. And Wanders, my college and community theatre days are way in the past! Not sure that my voice is fit for anything but the shower.

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