All I want to know is why we never got to see these romantic, intimate moments between Iris and Wilbur. Surely they had them, and I think they would have been far more interesting.
She yattered on about how she was dressed before the concert, all through the concert, after the concert, and now during what should be a makeout session. Give it a rest, Iris, unless you're going for the championship of most boring whiny woman in Santa Royale!
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
I don't think there is enough room for all of Zak's planned "compliments" in that little Fiat.
ReplyDeleteShe yattered on about how she was dressed before the concert, all through the concert, after the concert, and now during what should be a makeout session. Give it a rest, Iris, unless you're going for the championship of most boring whiny woman in Santa Royale!
ReplyDeleteOh no! I don't want to see Wilbur intimate with anyone ever. Please Brigmans, don't do it.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'm creeped out by (1) Zak rubbing his hand against Iris's cheek and (2) the peculiar pattern of his stubble.
ReplyDeleteI'm hoping Iris invites Zak into her apartment...for coffee and spiritual reading with Tommy.
SMACKDOWN!
ReplyDeleteWorth v Beedie
Gray Power versus Blonde Ambition
A Century of Boring versus a Loooonnnnngggg Evening of Whining
Can the Crone take the Cougar
Will the Tommy Mommy defeat the Unofficial Manager
Wait! Here's a potential tiebreaker!
Their seconds have arrived.
In the biddie's corner, it's Dr. Jeff, the most boring man in Santa Royals
In the cradle-robber's corner, it's Wilbur Weston, the least interesting man in the world.
It's gonna be a long night folks, so pop that corn and put your feet up.
Santa RoyalE
ReplyDeleteAn apropos panel today!
ReplyDeleteFiat: Fix It Again, Tony
Iris: Irritation Repeatedly In Sequence
Zak: Zero Appeal...K'mon Man!
Seinfeld episode "The Stand In."
ReplyDeleteYou all know the line I'm thinking of....
Rule in life: Better to be overdressed than underdressed, especially when you are a bit older.
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