Saturday, January 7, 2017

Mary Worth 2490

Just keep Zak away from Mary. He's got a thing for older women.

8 comments:

  1. fauxprofJanuary 7, 2017 at 8:37 AM

    Beware, Iris. Mary has a small box. Who knows what indigestible horrors it contains? Grainy carob fudge? Kelk'n'date bars? Quinoa-splak rollups? Back away, then run!

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  2. Toots McGeeJanuary 7, 2017 at 8:40 AM

    Double floating heads! Poor Wilbur, how is he to compete in a side by side comparison? It's like showing up to a knife fight wielding a wet noodle.

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  3. megJanuary 7, 2017 at 9:15 AM

    Wilbur seems to be costumed for the Base Antarctica Little Theatre's production of (very far) South Pacific. He's just about to sing his big number, 'There is Nothing Like a Dame'. Zak is going to sing 'Some Enchanted Evening'. Iris is thinking, 'Bloody Mary'.

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  4. megJanuary 7, 2017 at 9:22 AM

    And an opportunity for Wilbur's next dramatic survival story has suddenly presented itself:

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/energy-environment/wp/2017/01/06/the-crack-in-this-antarctic-ice-shelf-just-grew-by-11-miles-a-break-could-be-imminent/?utm_term=.085c6d0e341f

    "I was adrift on a giant iceberg with no sandwiches! "

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  5. Toots McGeeJanuary 7, 2017 at 12:18 PM

    @meg

    Now that would make a great story!

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  6. KitKatJanuary 7, 2017 at 12:43 PM

    @meg at 9:15 AM, Wilbur's big number could be "You Have to be Taught... to Eat As Many Sandwiches As You Can Grab."

    Iris says three measly words and Mary deduces that she's preoccupied? Of course, Mary is hoping like Hades that everything is not all right with Iris.

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  7. Maxwell BaconJanuary 7, 2017 at 4:43 PM

    Is Iris thinking about sandwiches, too?

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  8. MissScarletJanuary 7, 2017 at 4:50 PM

    The double floating heads will give me double pleasure when Wanders nominates them for a Worthy Award next December.

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