2. Before Iris met Zak, she was obsessed with managing her adult son's life. Now she seems to have forgotten that Tommy exists. Maybe Mary will suggest volunteering at Mountain View Hospital, picking up the slack from Mary herself, who is too busy being Wendy.
Meg, KitKat, fauxprof - sorry to say that we may not have seen the last of "that" anonymous (it's not me - I swear). As we all know, you can't fix stupid.
Sunday's strip ends with Mary saying, "Look for a way to make a DIFFERENCE in someone ELSE'S life!"
Monday's strip will begin with Mary Worth saying, "Off to the kitchen sink with you! I whipped up a batch of chicken salad appetizers for the Camerons earlier, and there are LOADS of dishes to be washed! Now get to it!"
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
My suggestion is Bible study, you harlot. Start with Ezekiel 23:19-20 , then move on to 2 Kings 2:23.
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ReplyDeleteIs Mary not wearing pants? Is she about to suggest . . .
Whoa.
First, I suggest you wipe that gunk off your cheeks. Then perhaps you should make a list of the pros and cons regarding Zak.
ReplyDelete"Come with me to bingo at the Santa Royale Elks Lodge, Iris. I bet you'll find a gentleman closer to your age in no time! That's how I met Jeff."
ReplyDeleteToday's Boldface Haiku is titled "Someone Needs To Grow Up And Remember She Was Already Sixteen At Least Seventeen Years Ago".
ReplyDeleteFeel so much!
Feel...Zak!
Will. Suggestion?
Tell--broken!
Nance at 2:24 PM, your Boldface Haiku titles are jewels! I love them.
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ReplyDeleteToday's Boldface Haiku is titled "Ibid".
Sorry: Zak. Deserve happy.
Had! Had let go!
All think of him!
Lift heartbreak...help else.
Difference else's!
@KitKat--Thank you so much.
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ReplyDeleteAnonymous- I, for one, am embarrassed and annoyed by your frequent posting of rambling and unfunny double entendres. This is a Family Friendly blog,
ReplyDelete1. Thank you, Meg at 12:14 PM. I agree!
ReplyDelete2. Before Iris met Zak, she was obsessed with managing her adult son's life. Now she seems to have forgotten that Tommy exists. Maybe Mary will suggest volunteering at Mountain View Hospital, picking up the slack from Mary herself, who is too busy being Wendy.
Hooray, meg and KitKat. This blog is a safe place. There is no place here for toxicity.
ReplyDeleteMeg, KitKat, fauxprof - sorry to say that we may not have seen the last of "that" anonymous (it's not me - I swear). As we all know, you can't fix stupid.
ReplyDeleteSunday's strip ends with Mary saying, "Look for a way to make a DIFFERENCE in someone ELSE'S life!"
ReplyDeleteMonday's strip will begin with Mary Worth saying, "Off to the kitchen sink with you! I whipped up a batch of chicken salad appetizers for the Camerons earlier, and there are LOADS of dishes to be washed! Now get to it!"