Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Mary Worth 2633

"Your paramour tried to murder me during the hurricane, but when the ship lurched she fell overboard. I saved her life, and she vowed never to see you again. What did you want to tell me?"

"Uh, Mary Worth gave me a picture of us."

9 comments:

  1. AnonymousJuly 5, 2017 at 8:18 AM


    Derek, I need to talk to you too. I've had a life-exchanging experience, and now I realize how selfish I've been. If you want to smoke, go ahead and smoke all you want. And if you want to hang around with Esme, that's fine with me.

    Really?

    NO, NOT REALLY, YOU MORON!!! God, I should have married Brad.

    -- Scottie McW.

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  2. AnonymousJuly 5, 2017 at 8:22 AM


    "life-exchanging"? Sheesh. Life-changing.

    Reading Mary Worth has made my brain ten years older.

    -- S. McW.

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  3. DownpuppyJuly 5, 2017 at 9:34 AM

    Life exchanging would be great - "By the way, lightning hit the ship during our post fight, um, discussion. I'm Esme, and Katie is trying to talk the band into playing something written after 1950."

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  4. fauxprofJuly 5, 2017 at 10:58 AM

    Given Derek's questionable level of maturity, when Katie tells him what happened, his reaction wil be "Girl fight! Hot!"

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  5. Sandi EgoJuly 5, 2017 at 11:01 AM

    Awesome, Wanders!
    This is going to get all wrapped up with a Pinterest-worthy bow, isn't it? So much wasted potential.

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  6. Dave in ParmaJuly 5, 2017 at 12:47 PM

    queue Esme stepping out of the darkness behind Kate, smoldering cigarette in hand...

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  7. Regina Wolfe-ParksJuly 5, 2017 at 2:57 PM

    I'm missing Nance's bold faced Haikus. Where has she been? picking up her pictures at the photo wall?

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  8. KitKatJuly 5, 2017 at 4:27 PM

    I'm checking in late today, and nothing I can come up with even approaches the posts of Wanders and all you people. Huzzah to all of you! I bow before your wit!

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  9. AnonymousJuly 6, 2017 at 9:01 AM

    Wanders, we are sorry for everything . . . we apologize.

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