"Well, first of all, you should know I'm not your employee. I'm a temp. An independent contractor. Second, I already have a history of inappropriate relationships with older, creepy men. And third, I sunk a cruise ship."
[Sidenote: Did anyone see this and NOT think of the Hoosiers?}
"Oh, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon...". Or is that just a ceiling fixture? Never mind.
ReplyDeleteWanders - that cruise story - first thing I thought of too. Oh my, how tragic the Hoosiers' story might have ended if Katie had made the mistake of laughing off Derek's problems.
ReplyDeleteAnyway - what's up with the new avatar? Not that you asked, but I find it kind of creepy.
That is an odd depiction of the moon. It looks more like some celestial body orbiting between the ginormous heads of Dawn and Doc Ned. What are the odds that Doc Ned is a perv, the polar opposite of Dawn's last love interest, Professor Harlan Jones, who is the consummate platonic gentleman? Santa Royale really is a lot like Lost Forest in that there are certain easily identifiable harbingers of evil in evildoers. In Lost Forest it is often facial hair, while in Charterstone it is more insidiously subtle. In Charterstone the way Doc Ned is coming on strong to Dawn exudes some evil. Maybe Dawn will have a one night stand with him and then get dumped. That would be the typical Dawn Weston love life episode. She is even more unlucky in love than the fat, bald, pudgy Wilbur. If Dawn does have a hone night stand, how will we even know?
ReplyDeleteI had not seen that cruise story, Wanders - good grief. Derek's life was saved by nagging.
ReplyDelete"It's not the pale moon that excites me...." Apparently Dr. Ned does not remind Dawn of Dave. Off to the Bum Boat?
Collecting employees must be one of Dr. Ned's hobbies. Parkour and root vegetable gardening sound so wholesome now.
ReplyDeleteIt's not the moon - they're just standing in front of some fabric with a circle cut in it.
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ReplyDeleteUh-oh, full moon. Ned's a werewolf. This won't end well.
-- Scottie McW.
Dr. Ned looks a bit like Derek. If he smokes and talks about lounge singers, Dawn should run away fast.
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