Hey Dawn, did you ever stop to think maybe people wouldn't gossip about you if you didn't have inappropriate relationships? (I'm looking at you, Harlan Jones!)
Jared: who said anything about eating with you?- very presumptuous. I just asked if you had lunch plans assuming you were eating alone due to your lack of personality. I was hoping you could cover my lunch shift so I could go to lunch with Dr. Need. You know he's recently divorced?
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Boy, Dawn has her sassy pants on today!
ReplyDeleteHey Dawn, did you ever stop to think maybe people wouldn't gossip about you if you didn't have inappropriate relationships? (I'm looking at you, Harlan Jones!)
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry, Dawn, let's try this again. Go to hell.
-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled "I Sure Hope Jared Has A Blog".
ReplyDeleteSorry. So far?
Nosy People...fine!
Lunch plans?
No, don't. Can't gossip fodder!
LOL LOL, @Scottie McW.
Dawn is leaping to conclusions about gossip, isn't she? She either has a guilty conscience, or her tummy brain is sending her a signal about Dr. Ned.
ReplyDeleteScottie McW, I judge the excellence of MW comments by the amount of coffee that comes out of my nose. You are the current leader. : )
ReplyDeleteJared: "Dawn, if I cut off my arm, would you talk to me?"
ReplyDeleteJared: who said anything about eating with you?- very presumptuous. I just asked if you had lunch plans assuming you were eating alone due to your lack of personality. I was hoping you could cover my lunch shift so I could go to lunch with Dr. Need. You know he's recently divorced?
ReplyDeleteDr. Need, Dr. Ned. Sometimes auto-complete gets it right.
ReplyDeleteDawn suspects that agreeing to have lunch with Jared will be followed by him asking her if she'd like to vacuum his hair.
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ReplyDeleteThanks very much for the kind words, fellow Worthwhilers.
I hope Jared sticks her with the check.
-- S. McW.
Not very good "adulting" there, Dawn! I guess you reverted back to "kidding." I wonder what Mary is up to. Probably "geriatring!"
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