Wilbur left nearly a year ago to do serious journalism, collecting survivor stories (for the weekly shopper that’s given out free at Diner, but that’s not the point). Anyway, he talked Mary into taking over the “Ask Wendy” column, with no compensation mentioned—not that compensation is deserved, considering her lame performance so far, but her time ought to be worth something. So what is our serious journalist doing with his time? Comical salsa lessons with his hot Latina honey. Really, if Wilbur is being scammed, no one deserves it more!
The return of the floating head! And this time it's at the BEGINNING of a story instead of at reflection time at the end of one. (At least I'm guessing that this is the beginning of a story)
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Suggestion for the jukebox: Big Yellow Taxi.
ReplyDeleteDon’t it always seem to go that you don’t know what you got ‘til it’s gone.
Wilbur gone is much more appealing than Wilbur present.
Wilbur left nearly a year ago to do serious journalism, collecting survivor stories (for the weekly shopper that’s given out free at Diner, but that’s not the point). Anyway, he talked Mary into taking over the “Ask Wendy” column, with no compensation mentioned—not that compensation is deserved, considering her lame performance so far, but her time ought to be worth something. So what is our serious journalist doing with his time? Comical salsa lessons with his hot Latina honey. Really, if Wilbur is being scammed, no one deserves it more!
ReplyDeleteA double secret message - thank you, Wanders!
ReplyDeleteBased on the bar graph with no data, this class must be VooDoo Economics.
ReplyDeleteEnough already. We get it. Let's move this plotline along. It's more boring than economics class.
-- Scottie McW.
I think today's panel has a typo. It says 'distracted' but should read 'Disturbed.'
ReplyDeleteAs for the relationship, we can probably saw it expired more than 'run its course.' When speaking of Wilbur, 'run' is typically not used.
Jukebox suggestion: 'I Will Survive'--either the Gloria Gaynor version or the Cake version will do.
The return of the floating head! And this time it's at the BEGINNING of a story instead of at reflection time at the end of one. (At least I'm guessing that this is the beginning of a story)
ReplyDeleteHow could Iris be attracted to someone who has a wart right underneath his nose (and accompanying nose hairs)?
ReplyDeleteThe Speedo salesman told Wilbur that black was slimming. He also told him there were beaches in Bogota. The salesman lied.
ReplyDeleteMonday: I officially threw up in my mouth.
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