If only Wilbur had made this type of emotional effort to win Fabiana back, we'd still be enjoying the beaches of Bogota and salsa dancing. He has no problem imagining himself capable of winning the girl back from Zak, but winning her back from Pedro... No way, Jose! Er, Wilbur.
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Wanders, can we add Thin Lizzy's "The Boys are Back in Town" to the Charterstone Jukebox? It can be the soundtrack to Wilbur's efforts to battle Zak and win Iris back. I envision a series of hilarious gaffes. Fasten your seatbelts, everyone, it's going to be a bumpy and crazy ride. At least I hope so....
ReplyDeleteYahoonski and KitKat - re: Iris's bare, wrinkly midriff? Check out Tuesday's strip. You'll see that she's wearing a pink t-shirt under a red bolero jacket or whatever that's supposed to be.
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ReplyDeleteFat, combed-over, and stupid is no way to go through life, Wilbur.
-- Scottie McW.
Wilbur, lurking behind the Spanish Bayonets (hopefully crouching over a nest of fire ants) is becoming increasingly delusional. He imagines that Iris picks up men in bars, that Zak is involved in illegal activities, and the biggie—that Iris will easily be won back.
ReplyDeleteGreat post today, fauxprof! The image of Wilbur crouching over a nest of fire ants will be with me all day. Ha! Ha!
ReplyDeleteA few tweaks and we can turn The Angels' "My Boyfriend's Back" into "My Boyfriend's Zak."
ReplyDeleteToday's Boldface Haiku is titled
ReplyDelete"Wilbur Needs To Dial Back The Miracle-Gro; It's Making Him Delusional".
Whoever is, gone...
Temporary fix...I'm!
LOL! Just read comments and saw @fauxprof's. Great minds...!
ReplyDeleteWilbur, the delusional stalker. Can a restraining order be far behind?
ReplyDeleteWilbur is destined for handcuffs and disgrace.
ReplyDeleteAngry, stalking Wilbur is much, much more entertaining than lumpy, indecisive Wilbur. This is clearly the most active and focused that I can recall him being.
ReplyDeleteI can't be the only one hoping Fabiana pawns her ring to follow Wilbur, shows up at the pool party, dances with Zak, and Fabiana and Zak ride off into the sunset, leaving Mary with a very satisfying harvest of emotional turmoil from which to feed.
ReplyDeleteAm I wrong to hope that Wilbur is right about Zak? He seems shady to me, too.
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