How cute - Dawn is wearing her little backpack. Does this mean she's heading back for the new semester at the U. of S.R. (and taking a tomato with her)? If so, she'll be the only one there because today is MLK Day.
Besides Ask Wendy, how many columns does Wilbur write? Enough to fund a seemingly carefree lifestyle, it seems.
I was hoping that there'd be a Charterstone pool party today to give us a break from the Westons, but no dice [sigh]. I fear Wilbur is going to run into some hapless woman on his long walk, and love will blossom. Ugh.
I'm wondering if we're in for another of Moy's PSAs. Physical Fitness for Seniors. If so, I blame Wanders for giving her the idea with this year's Awards show geriatric dance routine!
Once again, an MW storyline starts off teasing us with great potential for an interesting tale full of hope, misery, humor, karma, redemption, recrimination, joy, forgiveness, lessons learned, and a smart twist into a happy ending. But instead it flops face-first into the pit of tedium.
I may need to go into hiding from Beatles fans for this (a'la Salman Rushdie), but:
"Do, don't you want me to love you I'm coming back fast but I'm miles south of you Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on tell me the answer Well, you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer
Helter skelter, Wilbur Wilbur Helter skelter
Will you, won't you want me to make you I'm hiding in the trees but don't let that creep you Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer
Dawn’s incredulous look as he says “I still want to exercise!” is priceless. Clearly she’s struggling to avoid laughing in his face and coughing up muffin crumbs all over the linoleum.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Wilbur is wearing the same shirt the next day - or is he a Texas aTm fan and has a whole closet full of maroon shirts?
ReplyDeleteHow cute - Dawn is wearing her little backpack. Does this mean she's heading back for the new semester at the U. of S.R. (and taking a tomato with her)? If so, she'll be the only one there because today is MLK Day.
ReplyDeleteBesides Ask Wendy, how many columns does Wilbur write? Enough to fund a seemingly carefree lifestyle, it seems.
I was hoping that there'd be a Charterstone pool party today to give us a break from the Westons, but no dice [sigh]. I fear Wilbur is going to run into some hapless woman on his long walk, and love will blossom. Ugh.
Nice hand comb-over Wilbur! Matches your head.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, what ever happened to Iris and Zak at the wedding?
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if we're in for another of Moy's PSAs. Physical Fitness for Seniors. If so, I blame Wanders for giving her the idea with this year's Awards show geriatric dance routine!
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ReplyDeleteOnce again, an MW storyline starts off teasing us with great potential for an interesting tale full of hope, misery, humor, karma, redemption, recrimination, joy, forgiveness, lessons learned, and a smart twist into a happy ending. But instead it flops face-first into the pit of tedium.
Dully Dully.
-- Scottie McW.
I may need to go into hiding from Beatles fans for this (a'la Salman Rushdie), but:
ReplyDelete"Do, don't you want me to love you
I'm coming back fast but I'm miles south of you
Tell me, tell me, tell me, come on tell me the answer
Well, you may be a lover but you ain't no dancer
Helter skelter, Wilbur Wilbur
Helter skelter
Will you, won't you want me to make you
I'm hiding in the trees but don't let that creep you
Tell me, tell me, tell me the answer
You may be a lover but you ain't no dancer
Helter skelter, Wilbur Wilbur
Helter skelter"
(p.s. - the answer is unequivocally "no")
Dave in Parma, you get the Milk Coming Out of My Nose award today..The image of Charles Manson juxtaposed over Wilbur seems appropriate too...Thanks!
ReplyDeleteA banner day for comments already! The more banal the MW story line, the more creative Wanders and the commenters are.
ReplyDeleteDawn’s incredulous look as he says “I still want to exercise!” is priceless. Clearly she’s struggling to avoid laughing in his face and coughing up muffin crumbs all over the linoleum.
ReplyDeleteMmmmm! Apples! So much healthier than muffins! But wait ... what happened to Snow White again?
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