Wow! Karen Moy has really set herself up with a new challenge! Instead of the nearly impossible task of telling a story two panels a day, she's doubled down and is telling two stories with just one panel each day! The next three months are going to be AMAZING!
And June Brigman's forced perspective in panel 2 harkens back to Leonardo da Vinci's "The Last Supper." And we all know how Harlan and Dawn feel about Leonardo Da Vinci.
Sushi and V-8. Now, that’s Italian! Incidentally, if Dawn doesn’t change her clothes soon, no one will want to sit next to her. It won’t matter for Wilbur, who is ever alone. At least he’s on a health food kick. He added grapes to the sandwich and chips.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to hear the joke that everybody's yukking it up with Harlan. This is my perspective: "A friend told me about this dopey guy. He met this hot Latina chick in Columbia. This jerk is a big fat schlub that wore a Speedo to a non-existent beach there. Now get this: he thought this hot babe who looked like Sofia Vegara was madly in love with him. So he goes and spends 30 grand on a diamond ring and then finds out that her "cousin" was her boyfriend. What a dope! Hey Dawn, isn't that the funniest thing you ever heard?"
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ReplyDeleteApparently in Beautiful Worthiverse Italy, you don't use utensils, or even your hands, to eat. You just plant your face in your plate and gobble it up. Mange!
-- Scottie McW.
That's a good observation about the hands, Scottie. Maybe they're getting ready to flip the table on Harlan. Anything to put a stop to his endless blabber.
ReplyDeleteGiven his lack of a glass, I assume that Dawn and the kids there are all yukking it up having just witnessed Harlan throw back that entire bottle of key-on-tea vino.
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ReplyDeleteActually, Wanders, I think this double story calls for a second secret message.
ReplyDeleteDoes Karen Moy actually think she can gin up some sympathy for the profoundly unsympathetic Wilbur Weston by describing him as "abandoned" yesterday and by reporting his "eating alone" today? Oh, boo hoo...Perhaps when Mary knocks on his door (I predict before the end of the week..) with a kelk casserole, she can let him know that eating alone is preferable to enduring a boor who almost sexually assaulted her..Uh, probably not, but a girl can dream...
ReplyDeleteWilbur's sense of abandonment is absurd. But then I won't be happy until he suffers severe pain for being a creepy stalker and an idiot who wasted a lot of money on an obvious scam. Fabiana and Pedro coming to claim his kidneys would make me happy.
ReplyDeleteAre those gherkins and Mrs. T's pierogies in the middle of the table in panel 2? I don't believe that Harlan and his study group are actually in Italy. They're at Beautiful Italy, a virtual reality warehouse next to the Santa Royale airport. The "flight" was bogus.
ReplyDeleteHarlan: Simon says put your hands on your knees...
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