Mary's really good at coming up with obscure quotes that are totally apropos for the moment. I can only quote television, which sometimes gets me into trouble.
"Friends joke with one another. 'Hey, you're poor. Hey, your mama's dead.' That's what friends do." - Michael J. Scott, The Office
Not really appropriate, but funny in context.
ReplyDeleteOld Man Wynter turns to Mary and embraces her.
"Oh, Mary, just hold me."
"Uhhhh, you know, when I was talking about friends, I didn't mean us. I, uh, I barely know you. Oh Jeez, look at the time. Uh, Mr. Wynter . . . Mr. Wynter? Um, I've really got to go to the bathroom . . . "
-- Scottie McW.
Oh, Scottie McW! Were your scenario only going to happen! Heh.
ReplyDelete@Scottie McW., your scenario could only be improved by Mary throwing a salmon appetizer at Saul and it balancing on the top of his head.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I've been wondering if there is a secret meaning behind "Saul Wynter." The only thing I came up with was Saul being a play on "sol," i.e., "Sun Wynter." That's pretty lame, though, which is par for the course for KM. Thoughts?
jimmy durante and mary lee roth... a cha cha cha cha cha cha!
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