Thursday, October 4, 2018

Mary Worth 2986

What?! Even after the condo board's extensive signage campaign??

13 comments:

  1. Just needed some time away from the Worthiverse. Thanks for carrying on so nobly without me.

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  2. You can be honest with us, Wanders. Your dog-walking suits were all at the dry cleaners, and you couldn't blog without them. Good to have you back! It's been a long, long trip to the pet cemetery.

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  3. Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

    "And Mary And Saul Decide To Open Bella's Barkery, Making Dog Muffins And Finally Healing Them Both".

    Angels fur wings. Angel!
    Back heaven! Go!
    Oy! Do? Everywhere!

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  4. "There are reminders everywhere. For instance, there's that mangy boxer who I had to throw water on all the time. The horny pig!"

    Good to have you back, Wanders, presumably tanned, rested, and ready to snark.

    -- Scottie McW.

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  5. It’s so good to have you back, Wanders. All of us became extremely anxious in Pet Cemetery.

    For the love of Mike, give the angel Bella thing a rest, Saul. Even Mary sounds like she’s had enough.

    Suited dog walker looks like the guy from the “Operation” game. Who wants to try removing something?

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  6. So every time he sees a DOG, he flips out? Any DOG? This guy is missing a milk bone or two!

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  7. @KitKat—the guy from the “Operation” game! You nailed it!

    Welcome back, Wanders. The two week cemetery visit was enough to make anybody run for cover.

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  8. Thanks everyone for proving yet again that it takes a village to comment adequately on a comic strip that moves at a (pre-global warming) glacial pace. Only KM could wear out the sympathy of Mary Worth, and the presence of Wanders...

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  9. Good to have you back Wyndyrs. When does Mary bring Myster Wynters a new puppy and finish out this story?

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  10. KitKat - yes! The Operation guy!

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  11. KitKat, you're not kidding Mary sounds like she's had enough. Given her expression, the "for chrissake" is implied so strongly that I had to go back and make sure the words did not actually appear after "Let her go."

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  12. Welcome back, Wanders. We understand, Mary and her platitudes can break the strongest willed people. Mary could break Brett Kavanaugh into admitting he did stupid things in HS, just by platitudes alone.

    @kitkat the "operation guy" LOL. I nearly choked on my lunch. but oy, I was thinking more of Tom Bosley.

    Is KM not-so-subtlety us that Saul is Jewish by adding in what she perceives as terms that all Jewish people us. Well let me use one for her. She's completely Meshuggeneh. (That's crazy in Yiddish.)

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  13. I wonder how long it took Brigman to find a toon of Oliver Hardy walking a pug.

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