Dinner with Jeff tomorrow - a great idea! Mary can use up those cans of Fancy Feast in the pate' appetizer. I hope Jeff brings along a surprise guest, his old buddy who just happens to be visiting - Fred Squiller (what a character!).
Like Jeff really cares whether the cat’s going to be OK... Now we know what Mary will be getting Jeff for Christmas... a respirator for those visits to her apartment...
Ahoy and good on ya, Captain Jeff, with your effort to skillfully and nautically remove the cat hair and dander from your girlfriend of 100 years. Nothing like whipping through the waves....
And yet, the proof of Mary's feline malfeasance could be picked up by the worst CSI unit on Earth. I don't mean CSI: Santa Royale. Simply your nose.
Don’t transplanted pets frequently return to thei old homes- especially if it’s just across the hall? I predict tomorrow’s dinner party will be like a French bedroom farce (withiout the bedrooms): doors popping open unexpectedly with Libby running in while Dr. Jeff flees to different rooms. And Mary will say, “”Oh, dear.”
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Dinner with Jeff tomorrow - a great idea! Mary can use up those cans of Fancy Feast in the pate' appetizer. I hope Jeff brings along a surprise guest, his old buddy who just happens to be visiting - Fred Squiller (what a character!).
ReplyDeleteYou might as well make small talk about the cat while waiting for rescue now that Admiral Jeff has run the boat aground on that rock.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your leftover lamb Jeff.
ReplyDeleteLike Jeff really cares whether the cat’s going to be OK... Now we know what Mary will be getting Jeff for Christmas... a respirator for those visits to her apartment...
ReplyDeleteToday's Boldface Haiku is titled
ReplyDelete"Mary Worth, Pet Yente On The High Seas".
Foster cat?
Estelle lovely...adopted!
Glad. Visit.
Tomorrow?
Ahoy and good on ya, Captain Jeff, with your effort to skillfully and nautically remove the cat hair and dander from your girlfriend of 100 years. Nothing like whipping through the waves....
ReplyDeleteAnd yet, the proof of Mary's feline malfeasance could be picked up by the worst CSI unit on Earth. I don't mean CSI: Santa Royale. Simply your nose.
Mary's Roomba's doing extra duty....
Don’t transplanted pets frequently return to thei old homes- especially if it’s just across the hall? I predict tomorrow’s dinner party will be like a French bedroom farce (withiout the bedrooms): doors popping open unexpectedly with Libby running in while Dr. Jeff flees to different rooms. And Mary will say, “”Oh, dear.”
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