Wanders, I was hoping you were going to comment on the new weird character: Shaggy Phone Boy. He might be a contender for next year's Worthy Awards.
Anyway, I love how Jannie thinks she's going to get this easy A by buttering up old Ian. I'm gathering that very few people pay attention to him, even his students, so when one starts doing it, he is going to crow about it.
This is going to end with Ian sitting on a cliff, and then a round of Scottish Karaoke.
Wanders -- Because there's rarely any action? But that's a pretty good idea. Fans could position their drunken Wilbur figure on the edge of Lookout Hotpoint Refrigerator and then give it a little nudge and watch it topple over and smash into the floor below. Heck, I'd do that for hours.
Michael, please, forget this loser STAT!
@Regina, Shaggy Phone Boy looks like he could be Brony Boy's brother. To steal a line from Dilbert, they were both raised by smart phones.
Like the American Girl dolls, the money's to be made in accessories for the action figures. Toby's "artwork," Wilbur's sandwiches, Jannie's cigarette holder or whatever that thing is, Dr. Jeff's stethoscope, and the list goes on....
And, of course, Mary's muffins and salmon squares.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
Wanders, I was hoping you were going to comment on the new weird character: Shaggy Phone Boy. He might be a contender for next year's Worthy Awards.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I love how Jannie thinks she's going to get this easy A by buttering up old Ian. I'm gathering that very few people pay attention to him, even his students, so when one starts doing it, he is going to crow about it.
This is going to end with Ian sitting on a cliff, and then a round of Scottish Karaoke.
ReplyDeleteWanders -- Because there's rarely any action? But that's a pretty good idea. Fans could position their drunken Wilbur figure on the edge of Lookout Hotpoint Refrigerator and then give it a little nudge and watch it topple over and smash into the floor below. Heck, I'd do that for hours.
Michael, please, forget this loser STAT!
@Regina, Shaggy Phone Boy looks like he could be Brony Boy's brother. To steal a line from Dilbert, they were both raised by smart phones.
-- Scottie McW.
ReplyDeleteP.S.
It looks like Jannie is smoking an 8-penny nail.
-- S. McW.
@Scottie McW--I was going to say a meat thermometer.
ReplyDeleteToday's Boldface Haiku is titled
"Michael Is Acing Italian".
Big assignment's...together...share pain?
Nah, good.
(No need! In pocket!)
Confident. Aficionado?.
Great comments, everyone! The notion of "action" anywhere near "Mary Worth" may be an oxymoron, but it could be a real moneymaker.
ReplyDeleteWill Dawn's boyfriends come with detachable limbs?
ReplyDeleteThis is great preparation for Jannie's future career as a gold digger.
ReplyDeleteHey Michael, you dweeb, the Big Assignment is not a group project! Also, lose that backpack.
ReplyDeleteFabiana and “Cousin” Pedro action figures would have lots of action (and not just salsa dancing).
Jannie Brownoser must have a really big pocket.
ReplyDeleteLike the American Girl dolls, the money's to be made in accessories for the action figures. Toby's "artwork," Wilbur's sandwiches, Jannie's cigarette holder or whatever that thing is, Dr. Jeff's stethoscope, and the list goes on....
ReplyDeleteAnd, of course, Mary's muffins and salmon squares.
Ted Miller is currently marketing "Mary's Easy Bake Muffin Oven."
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