How could a man resist such an intriguing message? I'm sure if I opened my spam folder, I'd find thousands of emails with this exact message. That's how I know it will be effective.
"Would you be interested in me?" ??? Sounds a little . . . I don't know, needy? She could use some advice from Toby on appearing cool and confident in his eyes. Too bad Toby doesn't have a Meddle Sense.
For a movie to be declared "Fresh" on the RottenTomatos TomatoMeter it has to do above 60%. So if Estelle is getting a whopping 90% this must be a sure thing for sure. Dinner date #6 coming up!
And while this guy does look a whole lot like Mary's Ted Miller, I don't think his jaw is squared off enough. We'll see.....
Libby sent that exact message to Captain Ginger on AnthropomorphicFelineDates dot com. Sadly I’m sure he will turn out to be the space cat equivalent of Weathered Travel Photographer.
Whoa! Slow it down, will you Moy? How can we expect to keep up if you advance the plot (?) this quickly every day? BTW - perfect comment and secret message, Wanders!
My daughters have participated in an annual event called GISHWHES - the Greatest Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Known - run by actor Misha Collins. It's a long list of crazy stunts and tasks to accomplish as a team and the prize is amazing, like staying at a haunted Scottish castle for a week. One year, they had to make a dating profile for their pet. Our little Skipper was the chosen dog. It stayed up there for quite a while, can't remember which site it was. Sadly, no matches, though.
I wonder how many nude pictures is the right number of nude pics to send with this email? Be sure to include your home address and social security number, Estelle.
The setup here is "you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince", so I expect Arthur Zuckerburg (A to Z, get it?) will turn out to be a find, especially because he has already got more intro. than any of Estelle's other "dates". KM is certainly no master of suspense.
This guy will probably tell her she's too old for him. My mother was attempting to date in her 60's, and she said that guys her age wanted someone 20 years younger, who would be around to take care of them in their dotage.
I typed before coffee - it's the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen (GISHWHES) and I'd be willing to bet that Professor Harlan has participated multiple times. It's right up his alley, as is everything.
Don't be shy! I'd love to hear what you have to say about Mary Worth. Just keep it clean, that's all I ask. This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY blog. I don't want to moderate comments, but I will if I have to.
ReplyDelete"Would you be interested in me?" ??? Sounds a little . . . I don't know, needy? She could use some advice from Toby on appearing cool and confident in his eyes. Too bad Toby doesn't have a Meddle Sense.
-- Scottie McW.
Today's Boldface Haiku is titled
ReplyDelete"Talk About A 'Meet Cute!'".
(Nothing...)
[You were listed as a
90% match.
Would you be
Interested
In me? Check
My profile.]
For a movie to be declared "Fresh" on the RottenTomatos TomatoMeter it has to do above 60%. So if Estelle is getting a whopping 90% this must be a sure thing for sure. Dinner date #6 coming up!
ReplyDeleteAnd while this guy does look a whole lot like Mary's Ted Miller, I don't think his jaw is squared off enough. We'll see.....
This is the modern equivalent of passing a note in class: "Do you like me? Circle YES or NO."
ReplyDeleteI think Estelle should have a paper fortune teller or a Magic 8 Ball on her nightstand.
Apparently all men on the planet are a 90% match for Estelle.
ReplyDeleteLibby sent that exact message to Captain Ginger on AnthropomorphicFelineDates dot com. Sadly I’m sure he will turn out to be the space cat equivalent of Weathered Travel Photographer.
ReplyDeletehttp://comicsahoy.com/creator/june-brigman
I can hardly wait to see the 10 percent mismatch, which could be a problem for Estelle. Maybe Arthur Z. is a nudist, for instance.
ReplyDeleteNow it makes sense why she is meeting losers with a pathetic email like this.
ReplyDeleteWhoa! Slow it down, will you Moy? How can we expect to keep up if you advance the plot (?) this quickly every day?
ReplyDeleteBTW - perfect comment and secret message, Wanders!
I think Libby wrote this, not Estelle.
ReplyDeleteEstelle is pretty desperate.
My daughters have participated in an annual event called GISHWHES - the Greatest Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Known - run by actor Misha Collins. It's a long list of crazy stunts and tasks to accomplish as a team and the prize is amazing, like staying at a haunted Scottish castle for a week. One year, they had to make a dating profile for their pet. Our little Skipper was the chosen dog. It stayed up there for quite a while, can't remember which site it was. Sadly, no matches, though.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many nude pictures is the right number of nude pics to send with this email? Be sure to include your home address and social security number, Estelle.
ReplyDeleteI wonder what Estelle's college application essays (assuming there were some) read like.
ReplyDeleteThe setup here is "you have to kiss a lot of frogs to find your prince", so I expect Arthur Zuckerburg (A to Z, get it?) will turn out to be a find, especially because he has already got more intro. than any of Estelle's other "dates". KM is certainly no master of suspense.
ReplyDeleteOne of my favorite "seems legit" postings was this:
ReplyDelete"hey you live in Anonymous Proxy too!? you wanna come hang out? Reply now" with a picture of a cute Asian woman.
Pretty close to Estelle's message . . .
This guy will probably tell her she's too old for him. My mother was attempting to date in her 60's, and she said that guys her age wanted someone 20 years younger, who would be around to take care of them in their dotage.
ReplyDeleteI typed before coffee - it's the Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen (GISHWHES) and I'd be willing to bet that Professor Harlan has participated multiple times. It's right up his alley, as is everything.
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