Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Mary Worth 3159

It is sad for us Americans because we have no culture. Our landmarks are all damaged. We are sad.

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  1. Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

    "Thus Dawn (and KM) Exhausts Her Vast Storehouse Of Franco-Related Conversation Topics".

    Classic Literature?
    Mais oui! "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"!
    Sorry fire. Damage-proof.
    National tragedy. Important.
    Identity.

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  2. Whoa, reference to a cultural news event that isn't a decade old! Wow, my head is spinning.

    Dawn continues: "Hey, how about that Jerry Lewis?"

    -- Scottie McW.

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  3. Jerry Lewis! Hahahaha....!

    We wish Dawn’s brain was damage proof.

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  4. On a first date it's always nice to discuss national tragedies. Next topic - my dad dumped his girlfriend here for a con artist in Columbia and when he returned his ex-girlfriend who he wanted to get back together with had already hooked up with a young millionaire . . .

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  5. Why is't Dawn drinking DIET Coke, to keep her hot figure rocking?

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  6. Dawn is so erudite and raises a good point. Why hasn't anyone made all the landmarks damage-proof?

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  7. I'm just confused by Frenchy's phrasing. "it was a national tragedy for us French". Who would say that??? He should have said "It was a tragedy for France". Then he should have added: "You stinking Americans have no culture. We even gave you the Statue of Liberty. Viva La France!"

    I am in agreement with everyone: Dawn is an idiot.

    P.S. Good BFH title Nance!

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  8. I want Hugo to introduce Dawn to absinthe. The next giant floating head can be the green fairy.

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  9. Really funny, everyone! I am guessing that M. Wanders knows a bit about "damaged landmarks" since I think you live near the Liberty Bell...

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  10. Yes, Tim, absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.
    When I see "Franco" I automatically think Spanish dictator.
    I'm sorry I asked to check in on Dawn when I was bored with the Arther scam.

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  11. I'm curious about the restaurant. If they are eating in the mall area, why is there an outside window, as if t was a regular restaurant? This is very weird.

    @Sandi Ego, when I think of Franco, I think of Franco American Spaghettios, which I wouldn't put past this restaurant to have on the menu.

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  12. Classic Literature Class sounds perfect for people who frequent Diner and Hospital. KMoy does love her generics.

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  13. (Btw, is anyone else having trouble posting on their phone?)

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