Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Mary Worth 3188


Staying in shape while traveling internationally is always so difficult. But Hugo has discovered the perfect workout without spending a single minute in the gym: Pushing a paint roller over a house.

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  1. Again, with the "almost as good as". My response would be "If things are so much better over in gay Paree, go back there, Frenchy." Hugo is so arrogant and annoying. You'd think Dawn would get a clue. She's as dense as a brick. These two dummies deserve each other.

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  2. Wow, there's a lot to take in here today at Abandonada Beach.

    First, there's the requisite back-handed compliment from Hugo.

    Second, His Hugeness has obviously been injecting a lot of steroids.

    Third, those skies look very threatening. Is this a metaphor for Dawn's imminent dark and stormy nights?

    Finally, we have Dawn's usual moon over mon ami.

    All in all, a good day's work by Karen and June.

    -- Scottie McW.

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  3. Next up, Dawn home on the couch with a large box of tissues and a rerun of "When Harry Met Sally" on TV, thought bubbling "Reminds me of Hugo" as she tears up over a ham and cheese sandwich. Enter Wilbur with two tickets to Paris that he just won in a bowling tournament..

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  4. When Shield finds out that Frenchy has stolen the "Super Soldier Serum" and injected himself, they are going to bring a major beat down on Captain France. Oh wait, Captain France. I'm sure he'll just surrender meekly.

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  5. Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

    "Dawn Should Go To France, Where Hugo Is Merely Average Among Such Superlatives".

    Ah, almost Chez Aline!
    Miss.
    Bien sur! Nothing!
    (Nothing else you!)

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  6. “Zee white bread and triple-creme Velveeta slices are magnifique at Chez Aline!”

    Somebody drag this pretentious bozo out to sea, please!

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  7. The only way to explain Hugo's developed musculature; massive pecs, delts and biceps is to recognize the huge amount of ennui he's carrying around in this plot line. I too am going to start working out right now....yawn....zzzzz.

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  8. I think someone's lunch at Chez Aline just qualified as a business expense.

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  9. Well i guess no ones falling off a ladder or drowning - but I just wish this story line would die!

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  10. Hold it! Did Dawn just speak aloud "U dot S dot"?

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  11. Looks like Hugo is on his second sandwich. Yesterday’s was on white bread.

    “Then you understand how I feel. Well, thanks for the sandwiches - I’ve got a flight to catch! Take care of yourself, Donna, uh, Fawn, uh, Diane....”

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  12. What do we have to do to get some horses on the beach?

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  13. Good old Chez Aline--thats my girlfriend Aline. She makes great sandwiches with Grey Poupon, instead of mayo.

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  14. I see Dawn as one of those people who will forever pull the band aid off s-l-o-o-ow-l-l-y.. It's just not healthy.

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  15. Dawn, whatever you do, don’t make Hugo angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

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  16. Why does Hugo need to translate his french babble for Dawn? Why doesn't he just speak English?

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  17. Boy, what a nothing burger KM foisted on us. Take two bland and blah simpletons, crash them into each other, have them exchange banalities in fast/casual eateries, swim and picnic at a deserted beach, then part. Snore..... At least the Dr. Sleazeball story had a modicum of drama.

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