Monday, October 21, 2019

Mary Worth 3213

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!

It's almost as terrifying as Mrs. Wanders and me at the Charterstone Halloween Party this weekend. And, yes, I made the costume and did my makeup myself, thanks for asking. I drew the bones to make stencils and painted them with fabric paint. My date was kind of a deadbeat, though. It's time once again to swap out the Charterstone Jukebox with the Charterstone Halloween Party Jukebox.

15 comments:

  1. Wilbur? VIAGRA knock off??!!?

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  2. Fantastic costumes, Wanders and Mrs. Wanders! You two know how to party.

    Is Estelle in the pet food aisle of Local Drugstore? It would be SO much fun if the couples met.

    I’m surprised that Zak calls Iris “honey.” Isn’t “babe” the favored term for his demographic? It would be hilarious if he slipped up and called her “mom.”

    The jack ‘o lantern on the top shelf reminds me of Dr. Jeff.

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  3. Oh no, he hasn't disappeared for a few months as I had thought/hoped.

    So now we'll have another awkward encounter in the aisle.

    And I don't even want to think about what the Vigor Vitamins are for. Eeeeeew, très creepy.

    -- Scottie McW.

    P.S. Wanders, those are terrific costumes on you and your ghoulfriend.

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  4. When I looked at the strip, I thought to myself "please God,tell me I didn't see what I just saw." First, seeing repulsive, bald Wilbur AGAIN, then seeing repulsive, bald Wilbur buying herbal Viagra. I just threw up in my mouth.

    What's next? Iris goes to get some Centrum Silver, runs into Wilbur, sees him buying "man aides" and they dump their respective partners and get back together? If that happens, I will have lost all respect for Iris.

    BTW Wanders, great costumes!! You and Mrs. Wanders are the bomb! If Wilbur was going to a Halloween party, he should go as himself. that's scary enough.

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  5. BTW, why is Zak going to the pharmacy? What's he got?

    -- S. McW.

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  6. Eeeew! Just Eeeew! Wilbur, with his ridiculous combover and his ugly, prissy, little mouth buying—erm—“vitamins”. I can’t. I. Just. Can’t. (BTW, shame on you, KM. Family un-friendly!)

    On a happy note, great costumes, Mr. and Mrs. Wanders. I’m glad you didn’t go as Mary Worth and Dr. Jeff.

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  7. In other news, Zak is clean shaven today.

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  8. Scottie's right - we get to see Wilbur, with his herbal Viagra, and Iris, with her four pack of Red Bull, bump into each other and have a painful (for us) and awkward conversation. That will be fun! Maybe Zak can then poke his finger in Wilbur's chest and tell him to stay away from his girlfriend.

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  9. What I'm hoping for is that Iris bumps into Wilbur while she's buying a pregnancy test and he's got his generic-probably worthless Viagra. That would be fun!

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  10. And poor Iris, asleep in the adult diaper section.

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  11. Wanders, you and the Mrs. look more lively than anything in the Worthiverse. Thanks for sharing. If Iris and Wilbur get back together, can we all swear to a suicide pact?

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  12. I am more alarmed about the cans of Protein Powder Men, AKA Soylent Green.

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  13. TUESDAY
    If Iris is uncertain that’s Wilbur, she also needs some of those vitamins for healthy eyes.

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  14. TUESDAY: "Is that Wilbur?" No, it's just some random creepy fat guy with a bad combover looking at "ahem" men's health aides. Of course it's Wilbur! Are there other schlubby guys in Santa Royale that even REMOTELY resemble Wilbur?

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