Tuesday, January 14, 2020

Mary Worth 3267

"Now someone help me up!"

12 comments:

  1. Every time we see iris, the more round and fatter her face becomes. By November, she should be ready for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade as one of the floats.

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  2. Wanders, your secret message was my first thought. The jury's out on Kelk and Splak pending laboratory testing.

    Dr. Howard's medical degree was granted by the University of Impossible Typography and Penmanship.

    The remainder of the week will be consumed by Iris profusely thanking Zak for dragging her to Dr. Howard, then a week of recapping with Mary. Snore zzzzzzzzzz. Is that all there is? Cue Peggy Lee....

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  3. Iris has hit the proverbial wall. She will lose weight and what ever figure she used to have. This will leave Zack with an old looking gf with the body of a ten year old boy with hips

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  4. Today's Boldface Haiku is titled

    "Basically, Do All The Things".

    Medication.
    Healthy diet, exercise, less stress.
    Whatever get better!
    Gluten dairy.
    Different.
    Try it. Desperate energy!
    Up!

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  5. Wow, Iris is expanding faster than the universe.

    Zak, your girlfriend is so fat she has to go to Sea World to take a bath.

    Zak, your girlfriend is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

    Zak, your girlfriend is so fat so has to wear pillowcases for socks.

    . . .

    -- Scottie McW.


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  6. Are we going to have Zak go through an endless list of things to "help" Iris?

    Some patients benefit from avoiding caffeine
    Some patients benefit from avoiding fried foods
    Some patients benefit from avoiding sugary drinks
    Some patients benefit from avoiding alcohol
    Some patients benefit from avoiding junk foods like potato chips
    Some patients benefit from avoiding processed meats
    Some patients benefit from avoiding kelk
    Some patients benefit from avoiding splak

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  7. @Bill the Butcher, with a mobile device, press on the MW panel at the top of Wanders’s post to see the secret message. If using a computer and mouse, hover the cursor over the panel.

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  8. Gluten? GLUTEN??! Ha!
    -Noreen

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  9. Zack doesn't care about Iris' looks. He loves her for her cooking and sparkling personality.

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  10. Thyroids — aren’t those what rich white people with insurance have?

    I hope the doctor prescribes leeches. Leeches and fire.

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  11. Oh my goodness, I have Hashimoto's, too! I discovered it after I had my second child and I was so exhausted I could barely function. But, dang, I didn't look as bad as Iris.

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